A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[KingKat]

I just randomly ran into Kevin Pillar on the street. Congratulated him on his HRs the other day and said good luck, really nice and humble guy.

 

I guess he's pretty easy to recognize with the whole "I just walked off a Grecian urn" thing he's got going.

[Dr. Dinger]

I guess he's pretty easy to recognize with the whole "I just walked off a Grecian urn" thing he's got going.

 

Not gonna lie, I spotted that shnoz across Yonge st. He seemed sorta surprised to be recognized, though not put out.

[The Cats Ass]

Is The League any good? I just cancelled my cable and need some good shows to borrow from the internet.

[Dr. Dinger]

I'm pretty much ready to move on from Shane Greene; feel free to lowball me if curious.

[The Cats Ass]

Will Greene help me win?

[Dr. Dinger]

Will Greene help me win?

 

Quite possibly, but you need to fire your manager. I hear Dusty Baker is available.

[Dr. Dinger]

KK, I'm strongly considering that offer. Will make a decision by EOD.

[The Cats Ass]

Quite possibly, but you need to fire your manager. I hear Dusty Baker is available.

 

The rumour is that the team owner is thinking about promoting the manager to GM and hiring on a new manager. Ol' Dusty is one of the potential candidates.

 

 

And in other good news for the WAR Puigs, their star second baseman, Anthony Rendón, is off the DL and will be making his season debut.

[Spanky99]

I hate to be the bearer of bad news BTS, but it looks like Vogt just f***ed himself up royally, did not look good at all. He walked off the field like he s*** his pants.

[z3r0s]

Gibbers, putting you on blast because I don't know if you are getting my messages (and ignoring me) or not getting them. In the market for picks. I'd trade for any pick from #3 - down.

[Sammy225]

Is The League any good? I just cancelled my cable and need some good shows to borrow from the internet.

 

Great show... However in real life your wife won't let you name your kid chalupa batman. Trust me i tried

[Spanky99]

Gibbers, putting you on blast because I don't know if you are getting my messages (and ignoring me) or not getting them. In the market for picks. I'd trade for any pick from #3 - down.

 

Dude, you need to e-mail him, he doesn't answer to PM's, he's hardly on here.

[Laika]

The xFIP- leaderboard is a Who's Who of pitchers Dinger has doubted/traded:

 

2. Chris Archer

4. Michael Pineda

6. Carlos Carrasco

7. Danny Salazar

(8. Chris Sale)

10. Jake Arrieta

13. Dallas Keuchel

16. Clay Buchholz

19. James Shields

 

My boys!

 

Also own Carrasco in the LoD and could have had Archer in this league (but I picked Beachy over him in the Anibal deal, lmao)

[Laika]

And in other good news for the WAR Puigs, their star second baseman, Anthony Rendón, is off the DL and will be making his season debut.

 

Anthony Rendon never really comes off the DL though - he just takes brief vacations from it.

[Laika]

How f***ing bizarre is this Devin Mesoraco thing? The Reds want him to play the rest of the season as an OF now, and then have surgery on his hip after the season.

 

They are like 12 games back right now and Mesoraco projects for a 107 wRC+ - not exactly the type of offense that would make him an asset as a s***** defensive corner outfielder.

[Spanky99]

How f***ing bizarre is this Devin Mesoraco thing? The Reds want him to play the rest of the season as an OF now, and then have surgery on his hip after the season.

 

They are like 12 games back right now and Mesoraco projects for a 107 wRC+ - not exactly the type of offense that would make him an asset as a s***** defensive corner outfielder.

 

Hahaha!

[The Cats Ass]

Anthony Rendon never really comes off the DL though - he just takes brief vacations from it.

 

http://www.ukcia.org/images/prohibition/lala200.jpg

[The Cats Ass]

Great show... However in real life your wife won't let you name your kid chalupa batman. Trust me i tried

 

You could always just call him that in secrecy when she's not around.

[Boxcar]

Rodon suxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[Dr. Dinger]

Rodon suxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

This seems unlikely.

[Fearthedoc]

Gibbers we all want your pixxxxxxxxx

[Laika]

Looking to flip Jon Niese for a draft pick. Best reasonable offer today probably gets him.

 

28 years old with 5 straight years of an xFIP between 3.84 and 3.28. ERA between 3.40 and 3.71 for 3 straight seasons too.

[Dr. Dinger]

It's too bad you don't have a stud prospect like Odrisamer to pair with him or I would dangle Joey Bats.

[Spanky99]

It's too bad you don't have a stud prospect like Odrisamer to pair with him or I would dangle Joey Bats.

 

Hurrrrrrr....

[Dr. Dinger]

Hurrrrrrr....

 

You may never live down the joke, but you got an ace out of it (possibly two)... so you're welcome!

[Spanky99]

You may never live down the joke, but you got an ace out of it (possibly two)... so you're welcome!

 

I did well.

[TRM]

I'm interested in improving at 2B and SS, as well as adding starting pitching and maybe a holds guy. I've got to consolidate my roster, so any of Prado, Utley, Aybar, Rios, Cuddyer are available, as well as my first and any prospects. I don't have a plan exactly, but if anyone has any ideas send me a PM and I'm happy to chat

[SpeedyGose]

*puts on my King hat*

 

Could Stephenson be turning the corner? Last 19.1 IP 5 H 0 ER 29 K 2 BB

[Dr. Dinger]

Koji could be available. Interesting trades considered...

[Dr. Dinger]

Goddamn, Jeurys has been sick nasty:

 

25% K-BB, 17.6% SwStr, 60% GB, 2.18 xFIP

 

Definitely the steal of the waiver draft thus far.