A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[Boxcar]

Appel or Deck McGuire - career fWAR?

 

Piling on eh? Real original.

[BTS]

Poor Boxy

[Laika]

I have 15 dingers and North is going to out slug me, lol.

[TRM]

I have 15 dingers and North is going to out slug me, lol.

 

I'm out slugging both of you plebeians.

[BTS]

So, gibbers just acquired pick 56 from jaysfever, but speedygose owns it on the spreadsheet. Anyone know what happened?

[Laika]

So, gibbers just acquired pick 56 from jaysfever, but speedygose owns it on the spreadsheet. Anyone know what happened?

 

JF f***ed up, but agreed to send GP his 2016 3rd rounder instead once those become existent.

[GeorgiaPeach]

Ryan Howard OTB

[The Cats Ass]

Another one bites the dust. Kris Davis and Strasburg both to the DL this week.

[Laika]

Another one bites the dust. Kris Davis and Strasburg both to the DL this week.

 

Dark times - ominous times - for Strasburg owners.

[Dr. Dinger]

Another one bites the dust. Kris Davis and Strasburg both to the DL this week.

 

Karma for jinxing Kazmir, brosef.

[TRM]

Dilemma time.

 

Do I play Kimbrel/Maurer tonight and go for the tie in saves while risking losing OBPA and K/BB, or do I sit them and take the 12-1 victory?

[Dr. Dinger]

The only time you should ever bench Kimbrel is if you have a guaranteed win.

[Boxcar]

Dilemma time.

 

Do I play Kimbrel/Maurer tonight and go for the tie in saves while risking losing OBPA and K/BB, or do I sit them and take the 12-1 victory?

 

Option c) don't come and ask for advice on that because it makes you look like a cock

[TRM]

Option c) don't come and ask for advice on that because it makes you look like a cock

 

Oh, ok....

[Laika]

This is more like the Robinson Cano I expected to see in Seattle... I feel slightly better about the Chris Davis trade now, a year later.

[jaysblue]

I'd like to add some more draft picks for the upcoming June draft. If you have any extra picks that you would like to move, let me know.

[Boxcar]

[table][tr][td]Team Name[/td][td]ZBAT[/td][td]ZPIT[/td][td]ZTOT[/td][td]BRANK[/td][td]PRANK[/td][td]TRANK[/td][/tr]

[tr][td]brryant - lol bts[/td][td]5.13192452[/td][td]3.820385063[/td][td]8.952309583[/td][td]5[/td][td]5[/td][td]1[/td][/tr]

[tr][td]London Slayers[/td][td]1.410453398[/td][td]6.95550093[/td][td]8.365954328[/td][td]7[/td][td]2[/td][td]2[/td][/tr]

[tr][td]BALCO Pharm Team[/td][td]5.477204743[/td][td]2.500386934[/td][td]7.977591676[/td][td]4[/td][td]7[/td][td]3[/td][/tr]

[tr][td]Los Osos Blancos[/td][td]4.588493085[/td][td]3.161621725[/td][td]7.75011481[/td][td]6[/td][td]6[/td][td]4[/td][/tr]

[tr][td]Triple Hawpe Brewed![/td][td]7.60845628[/td][td]-0.661566158[/td][td]6.946890123[/td][td]2[/td][td]11[/td][td]5[/td][/tr]

[tr][td]The Butt Stallions[/td][td]-2.248246266[/td][td]7.575017886[/td][td]5.32677162[/td][td]14[/td][td]1[/td][td]6[/td][/tr]

[tr][td]Burrito Boyz[/td][td]-0.144833493[/td][td]4.512027185[/td][td]4.367193692[/td][td]11[/td][td]3[/td][td]7[/td][/tr]

[tr][td]The Bryce Is Right[/td][td]8.173046925[/td][td]-4.081100447[/td][td]4.091946477[/td][td]1[/td][td]17[/td][td]8[/td][/tr]

[tr][td]ISO Horny[/td][td]6.862153569[/td][td]-3.651320631[/td][td]3.210832939[/td][td]3[/td][td]16[/td][td]9[/td][/tr]

[tr][td]The True Cardinals[/td][td]-0.985679847[/td][td]4.19442336[/td][td]3.208743513[/td][td]12[/td][td]4[/td][td]10[/td][/tr]

[tr][td]Twist and Trout[/td][td]0.672714781[/td][td]-0.683706752[/td][td]-0.010991971[/td][td]9[/td][td]12[/td][td]11[/td][/tr]

[tr][td]The Lyon Tamer[/td][td]-3.23597213[/td][td]1.436852878[/td][td]-1.799119251[/td][td]17[/td][td]8[/td][td]12[/td][/tr]

[tr][td](insert clever name)[/td][td]0.566742717[/td][td]-2.478963749[/td][td]-1.912221033[/td][td]10[/td][td]15[/td][td]13[/td][/tr]

[tr][td]The Georgia Peach[/td][td]-3.018117529[/td][td]0.343059533[/td][td]-2.675057996[/td][td]16[/td][td]10[/td][td]14[/td][/tr]

[tr][td]The WAR Puigs[/td][td]-3.580422423[/td][td]0.898932396[/td][td]-2.681490028[/td][td]18[/td][td]9[/td][td]15[/td][/tr]

[tr][td]Gryffindor[/td][td]-1.77315949[/td][td]-0.942443929[/td][td]-2.715603419[/td][td]13[/td][td]13[/td][td]16[/td][/tr]

[tr][td]Taijuan On![/td][td]0.919754424[/td][td]-6.438780791[/td][td]-5.519026367[/td][td]8[/td][td]18[/td][td]17[/td][/tr]

[tr][td]B.Inge Drinking[/td][td]-2.755883247[/td][td]-7.166013379[/td][td]-9.921896626[/td][td]15[/td][td]19[/td][td]18[/td][/tr]

[tr][td]Bye Week[/td][td]-12.44601488[/td][td]-1.550488046[/td][td]-13.99650293[/td][td]20[/td][td]14[/td][td]19[/td][/tr]

[tr][td]King Kats[/td][td]-11.22261513[/td][td]-7.743824007[/td][td]-18.96643914[/td][td]19[/td][td]20[/td][td]20[/td][/tr][/table]

[Laika]

Lol, TCA sucks

[The Cats Ass]

Lol, TCA sucks

 

That hurts ya know.

[SpeedyGose]

Karma for jinxing Kazmir, brosef.

 

If you wanna go ahead and roll over this week, that would be great.

 

Thanks from your good friend Speedy

[Boxcar]

Wasn't expecting to see realdumn on top of the PRs. Probably my fault.

[TRM]

Wasn't expecting to see realdumn on top of the PRs. Probably my fault.

 

Don't hate me cause you ain't me.

[Laika]

ok, so Jason Hammel is kind of a stud

[jaysblue]

Brandon Phillips is available for a pick. If interested, send me a PM.

[Laika]

Ugh. Cishek just got optioned to AA... I really liked Cishek before this year. I think I owned him at some point.

[Laika]

Of course, by "ugh" I mean "lol".

[Dr. Dinger]

Well, that trade is zeroed out.

[NorthOf49]

Of course, by "ugh" I mean "lol".

I remember you supported my Cishek > Hector Rondon argument in LOD.

 

Ugh. I still believe in the skills though. He'll be back.

[Dr. Dinger]

Rondon is a pretty good reliever with no real flaws and a pretty locked down closing gig. Would own again.

[Dr. Dinger]

Jaime's been really good for the price; 14 GBs today, bringing him to a very robust 67.2% thru 21 IP. For some reason I'm a big fan of this guy, probably because I haven't owned him very long.