A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[Dr. Dinger]

Its the f***ing playoffs Yahoo, get your s*** together.

[Fearthedoc]

My Yahoo cookies are f***ed up. When I look at the matchup scoreboards, they're frozen on Monday's results.

[z3r0s]

When are we planning to do the draft lottery? Its not a burning issue, but I could use some good news after that season

 

I want to Oilers my way up the draft board.

[Dr. Dinger]

My Yahoo cookies are f***ed up. When I look at the matchup scoreboards, they're frozen on Monday's results.

 

It's not you, it's Yahoo.

[Fearthedoc]

It's not you, it's Yahoo.

 

Oh thanks that's good to know. I had a similar problem like that once before so I thought it came back again. Hopefully they get their s*** together soon.

[Dr. Dinger]

Huge night for me tonight, Fernandez, Shields, Ryu and Sonny all have starts. If I'm in a big hole after tonight, I'm probably boned.

[Dr. Dinger]

When are we planning to do the draft lottery? Its not a burning issue, but I could use some good news after that season

 

I want to Oilers my way up the draft board.

 

I'm willing to run the lottery today unless NJH has a good reason for us to wait.

[Fearthedoc]

Huge night for me tonight, Fernandez, Shields, Ryu and Sonny all have starts. If I'm in a big hole after tonight, I'm probably boned.

 

I think I dug way too deep of a hole for ERA/OBPA. We should have a pretty good idea of how K:BB will go after today.

Edited September 11, 2013 by Fearthedoc

[Laika]

I'm willing to run the lottery today unless NJH has a good reason for us to wait.

 

Feel free.

 

What percentages are you thinking of going with?

 

* actually, maybe we should hold off until the middle of the offseason and have a televised 1 hour event. I'll try to get some sponsors.

[Dr. Dinger]

5 team lottery; 5 balls for 20th place, 1 ball for 16th place, etc. I've run a few mocks already, 20th place doesn't get the top pick as much as I expected.

[Laika]

So Boxy has 6 balls I guess.

[Dr. Dinger]

Correct, but split between two picks: Boxy [5] and Boxy (Gryffindor) [1].

[Dr. Dinger]

Alright boys, I've generated the 2014 MiLB Draft Lottery. In case there are any fairness disputes, I took a video on my iPhone. The draft was done using DraftPickLottery.com.

 

Without further adieu, here are the results!

 

1) Sammy

2) Boxy

3) z3r0s

4) Cats Ass

5) Boxy (Gryffindor)

 

The rest of Round 1 will be in the inverse order of the standings, which will be finalized at the end of the playoffs.

[z3r0s]

Alright boys, I've generated the 2014 MiLB Draft Lottery. In case there are any fairness disputes, I took a video on my iPhone. The draft was done using DraftPickLottery.com.

 

Without further adieu, here are the results!

 

1) Sammy

2) Boxy

3) z3r0s

4) Cats Ass

5) Boxy (Gryffindor)

 

The rest of Round 1 will be in the inverse order of the standings, which will be finalized at the end of the playoffs.

 

Oh Snap! I like the look of that!

[Laika]

#1 is looking like Rodon right now, I suppose. Could obviously change though if someone else pops up or he gets hurt or something.

[jays_fever]

Were we doing a draft for the waiver draft as well?

[Dr. Dinger]

Right now, Rodon looks like a tomahawk slam dunk that shatters the backboard. The consensus seems to be something along the lines of "a f***ing monster."

[Dr. Dinger]

Were we doing a draft for the waiver draft as well?

 

Edit: I read that wrong. Yes we will be doing a separate lottery for the Waiver Draft, I'll do it now.

[Dr. Dinger]

Wow, Boxy ain't gonna like this.

 

Here are the results of the Waiver Draft Lottery:

 

1) Cats Ass

2) z3r0s

3) sammy

4) Boxy

5) jays_fever

 

The rest of the order will be determined by the inverse standings after the playoffs. Also, a reminder that the Waiver Draft is not a snake draft.

[Laika]

Also, a reminder that the Waiver Draft is not a snake draft.

 

Neither is the minor league draft for that matter

[Dr. Dinger]

Jose Fernandez just jacked a home run and bat flipped so hard he cleared the benches. He also spit on 3B as he trotted by after jawing with Chris Johnson the previous inning.

[Dr. Dinger]

Bad ass motherf***er.

[Dr. Dinger]

Johnson had been chirping Fernandez earlier in the game, so Fernandez pimped the home run. It's not very often a pitcher hits a no doubter. Cue the Zambrano comps.

[The Cats Ass]

Wow, Boxy ain't gonna like this.

 

Here are the results of the Waiver Draft Lottery:

 

1) Cats Ass

2) z3r0s

3) sammy

4) Boxy

5) jays_fever

 

The rest of the order will be determined by the inverse standings after the playoffs. Also, a reminder that the Waiver Draft is not a snake draft.

 

Boxy got the shaft, No #1 pick in any.. I on the other hand can live with how it played out. Moved down 1 for the prospect draft, but moved up 2 for the waiver.

[Dr. Dinger]

He just erased Upton on a wipeout curveball to wrap up his season. 2.19 ERA, 2.73 FIP, 9.75 K/9, led the league with a .179 AVG against. About 4.5 WAR thru 172 IP. God damnnnn.

[Dr. Dinger]

Boxy got the shaft, No #1 pick in any.. I on the other hand can live with how it played out. Moved down 1 for the prospect draft, but moved up 2 for the waiver.

 

You basically have your pick from Abreu, Tanaka and MAG. That's a pretty nice decision to make.

[Dr. Dinger]

z3r0s was +3, Cat +1, Sammy broke even, and Boxy was -4.

[The Cats Ass]

When is the waiver draft? In the middleof spring training?

[Dr. Dinger]

Most likely March.

[z3r0s]

You basically have your pick from Abreu, Tanaka and MAG. That's a pretty nice decision to make.

 

I don't mind picking from the other two either. Great luck for me at the end of a lost season.