SuperBlackhawk

I heard the team is moving to Tokyo.

The biggest expansion after Vladdy signs a long term deal will be his waistline.

Is that city burned to the ground yet?

Your mom is set to ON.

He's from Texas clearly he doesn't want to play for the gayest city in the MLB.

You just want them to three hole punch you.

What a name.. Dick Lovelady lol

The only people worried about the Rays are fathers that take their teenage daughters to the game.

Bo doesn't hit dingers, he gives humdingers.

Who cares about individual stats. Team still finished last.

Need I remind you of Vlady's bat the first half of last season.

Why is 5 years scary? He's 30 and fit. Vladdy turns 26 in March and people are talking about locking him down for 10 when he could turn back into a fat slob any day.

My prediction is Scherzer gets an injury during spring training which will lead to his retirement.

I like Max but he's 40 and injury plagued. Time to face the music and retire.

He needs to retire. I'm sure it will be another 40 inning season for him.