BarrytheMidgetDavis

Who the hell put this "poll" together WITHOUT having that annyoing triangle head Kevin Barker on it? And why the f*** would you have Shi Davidi on there? Everyone loves Shi - and I know Zaun is a divisive figure, but I love him. He speaks his mind. You don't like it, SCREW you. Listen here's the 411 from someone who knows In no particular order because I can't say one is worse than the other as they're all horrible, here you go: Hazel Mae - stumbles and fumbles her way through interviews, like many annoying female sportscasters, she rambles on in a weird affect to make it look like she's all cool and knows something about baseball and to top it off, I've noticed she... has weird eyes and strange teeth (in what world is she HOT?) - take away the makeup and she looks like that f***ing Yoda creature from Lord of the Rings. Anyone who think she's HOT doesn't get out much. Kevin Barker - I only found out a while ago that this insufferable tool with the annoying drawl and ridiculous "analysis" on that stupid show with Jeff "I Have a Face for Radio" Blair., was married to the equally annoying aforementioned google eye Hazel. Anyone see his haircut lately? He looks like a serial killer and each time I hear his voice, I want to hack my ears off and feed them to my budgie. Blair himself isn't so bad on the show, albeit very very difficult to look at. Barry Davis - don't get me started on this annoying little dwarf-prick. As has been mentioned by many, its obvious the players don't like this tool with the cringe inducing questions and "hey I'm your buddy" kind of attitude with true athletes who are doing their best not to punch that little twerp in the head. Arash OnmyFanny - His oddly shaped head, stupid looking glasses and that VOICE>....ugh.....there's something about his lips and mouth when he talks that makes me wanna regurgitate my breakfast and then feed the regurgitation to my aforementioned budgie. I love watching the Fan with McCown, but A-rash has been on so much lately ostensibly to fill the gap left by the great Stephen Brunt, I end up PVRing the show and fast forwarding any time Arash OnMyAss speaks. And believe me, I do ALOT of f-forwarding cuz that f***er won't shut the f*** up.

If I see someone use "should of" instead of "should have" I am gonna kick their monkey ass right after I kick Dickey's

What a f***ing nightmare loss....on top of that we have to suffer through a broadcast that features the torturous Joe Suck, Harold Reynolds, Hazel Flatface Mae and me Barry the Annoying Midget. This is what Hell is like.

Texas f***in collapsing now - nerves, they're all f***ed up, you f***ing f***s. f***.

f*** you Reynolds, you know what irks me? You, you ****. That f***in prick Dyson

Un f***ing believable, in 40 years of watching baseball I've NEVER seen something like that where a RUN scored because of an errant throw that hit the bat like that . Martin wasn't even paying attention he was looking the other way when he tossed it f***! You f***ing ****.

I hate that annoying Reynolds. I was so rattled I said it was Cliff Floyd - BOTH annoying pricks. And all you need to know about the Fox broadcasters and/or lack of knowledge of the Jays thereof - the guys pronounces Chris CALLA-bello..... ****s. The radio feed is almost as bad because of the annoying Joe Siddall.

Oh f*** just got home and subjected to the FOX broadcast? I can't stand that **** Floyd.

God f***in dammit.

I am not sure how much more I can bear of Jamie Campbell's annoying hoarse voice tonight. Its bad enough listening to Hazel Mae.

I don't know why but Smoak never looks as comfortable hitting right handed....

Who's that scary guy behind Tulo sticking the iPhone in his face

Cola-bonehead

Tul-oh...........no worries, give him another 150 at bats and he'll eventually be comfortable in the fifth spot and with American League pitching.

COunting down the minutes to the end of this debacle and preparing for another cringe inducing question to a Jays player from Sportsnut's Barry Doofus.

You know things are bad when Loup makes an appearance. Oh well - watch the Jays come back with a vengeance next game and crush those god damned O's.

Bo Schitz.

Martin - god dammit.

Colabello - this guy just won't stop hitting.

Tuloooooooooooooooh.

I know - at what point is he going to get "comfortable" hitting with this new team, new league....150 at bats into it.

As a matter of fact, no.

Lemme guess...a low scoring pitchers duel tonight?

That idiot Hazel Mae mispronounced Shapiro after saying it correctly four previous times in the same paragraph. Since when is Shapiro pronounced Sha-PIE ro anyway.

Tul--oh? He;'s more comfortable in the five spot? Imagine if TULO was actually contributing offensively? The Jays would be scoring 20 runs a game.