Hurl then realizes that he is, in fact, a mod on BJMB.com. Why not be a mod IRL? Hurl takes out his banhammer and smashes the stanger's skull in. Hurl then goes to jail, where Spittin makes him his bitch.
I think we need Dinger and Boxy's opinions on this:
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Bunch of blue-eyed beauts to me. Greinke has the steely green-blue-grey going on.
$200 over 10 years would be a no brainer IMO. Heyward is the most "well rounded" player in baseball, and that may lead to better aging. http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/who-is-baseballs-most-well-rounded-position-player/