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Yes exactly. I had sex with a blind squirrel.

ThE BLIND SQUIRREL FOUND A NUT!!!! THE BLIND SQUIRREL FOUND A NUT!!!! THE BLIND SQUIRREL FOUND A NUT!!!!

Well said.

Can't say I'm confident in him yet, but I've never been confident in Rasmus either. Believing more and more Gose is our starting CF next year (and yes, I know many of you already assumed that) And as I type this he gets thrown out by a country mile

Well other than watching Dickey walk on a tightrope all night and Goins bat it's been an enjoyable enough game.

As much as I would love Utley, he would block a trade to Toronto.

what!?!?!??!?!!?!?!??!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!!?!?!??!?!?!???!??!?!!!!??!?!?!!??!!?!?!?!!??!!?!?!?!

I have a few times yes. Been to Dominican twice. They're both on the lower end of resort-destinations and are priced accordingly, but I preferred Mexico personally. Never got any stomach bugs whereas I did both times in the DR. And found there was less of a language barrier with the staff as well.

Headley's out again in NY. WORST PLAYER EVER IN THE WORLD TO PLAY EVER

That's ridiculous. I went and stayed at one of the "top resorts" there and I vowed I would never go back. Made me sick for weeks and as a whole was a mediocre experience beyond that. If I can afford to go to strike DR off my resort destinations, pretty sure CJ can as well.

Did he go there? Because when I went in October I came back with a bug that didn't leave me alone for 2 weeks. That s*** was nasty (literally)

Good call Gibby

I hated the decision to let CJ pitch the day after Gibby used Loup because CJ was "sick as a dog". Didn't mind today's decision as much, but man he's not his usual self

My god, Texas' offense is bad

He got DFA'd in the 5th inning

hope not

Well this is just great. I've had a few bourbons and now all I can think of is a Navarro-made burrito. Thanks moogy

I would put complete faith in him making me one bad-ass burrito. I wouldn't even tell him what I wanted - let the artist do his work.

When the Jays are winning, bourbon makes me more happy. When the Jays are losing, bourbon makes me more sad. I need another bourbon.

Phew!!

Let's go texas.

haha, yes absolutely.

Awwwww....now you're just being cute! You're really good at posting cartoons, maybe that can be your new thing. It's a nifty way to ignore what people actually said. You see, if you take a moment to read what was originally said - "This is quite the 180 for someone who was so passionately against any team viewing Headley as an upgrade" - you'll notice this is true regardless of when you changed your mind or if we knew about it. Nothing about that "premise" as you call it is incorrect. Anytime someone argues against something with as much passion as you did and then changes their mind (especially when the "new information" is rather insignificant) it's surprising. That's really all there is to it. No need to get all wound up, you're no less of a person!

Geez, I'd be embarrassed if I was Rios and those pictures got out. Not because I was clearly high or drunk, but because I was with three girls and not one of them was more than a 6.

Let me post in the sort of language that you tend to speak..... My god I'm surprised some posters on this board can walk from the bedroom to the bathroom during the middle of the night without seriously injuring themselves based on the stupidity that people spew on here. I mean, you really think that just because you changed your mind about an issue on July 11th instead of July 22nd changes anything about the argument here - YOU CHANGED YOUR DAMN MIND. The timing of when you changed it doesn't mean a damn thing. Kind of like if I took a s*** today at 11am vs. 2pm, if my doctor asked if I had had a bowel movement today, I would answer "yes". I swear I'm visiting a message board for mentally handicapped people not Jays fans half the time I'm here. If I had to guess the % of posters who need to get custom fitted VELCRO shoes I would have to say it's above 99%. Do you even know what a shoe is? I mean seriously, people act as though trading for Headley would be the equivalent of allowing live abortions on national TV and then all of a sudden they change their minds because he apparently has tried a NEW GRIP!?!?! I feel like I need to call my local politician immediately to address the obvious flaws in our educational system. You list 101 reasons why to avoid this guy like the plague and then all of a sudden you hear that he has moved his left pinky 1/4 of a cm to the right and magically none of them apply?!?! I'm not even a religious man but I feel a though I need to ask a priest to dedicate part of his sermon to a prayer for you. That was actually fun