Smedley Butler
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Oh give it up virgin boy. Just get an escort man, seriously. Trust me, we did that for a buddy who was too shy to approach women, getting his dick wet for the first time did wonders for him, it might help you too. -
Actually, it's not. You're ignorant on the subject. "Highly intelligent" my ass. You're of below-average intellect, judging by your output on here.
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Ohhhhh, you're mad aren't you? I can practically HEAR you gnashing your teeth there boy. Sad lonely inexperienced boy making up stories about being married and having not only threesomes, but foursomes, fivesomes, orgies? With other men too, I assume? Or is it just you lying atop a mountain of women? R..........................O.............F...........L
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Like I said, calling people names is the sign of a low wit. Again, you disappoint. Never tried crack, but weed, coke, mushrooms, E, and LSD are splendiferous.
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Rofl You're my new toy. You should be honoured. We're going to have a lot of fun with you buddy.
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f*** U I EM THE GUY. I sold dem bers dem uzis trick. Now dey werk 4 mee.
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Buddy you're not wriggling out of this so easily. How humiliating is it that I manipulated you into concocting a laughably obvious lie about your wife roping in other women for you to both tag-team? Very? =)
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I never tried to obscure this fact? I admitted it the moment I was asked. The only reason I had to make a new account was because a sympathetic mod had permabanned that account because I made you have a nervous breakdown on these boards for all to see. =) FYI I actually did feel bad about that, never thought you'd take it to heart like that. You're one fragile dude. That's why I leave you alone these days.
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You're going to have to issue a mea culpa regarding your pathetic lie regarding your imaginary threesomes your wife supposedly sets up for you guys sooner or later buddy. Surely? Lying virgin. Moogy...........lol
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Buddy I went to meet you at the Designated IRL Toronto Blue Jays Message Board Battleground just to prove that I'm not that ginger steroid monkey, and you were too scared of me to show up. That day we were due to meet up was probably the ONE day EVER that I was active on the board and you were MIA, no coincidence I'm sure. You scurrrrrrred. Lol
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My friends can afford their own drugs brother, we all make decent enough money thankfully. Even the girls I party with pay their own way, because they're adults too and work and wouldn't have it any other way. Feminism FTW, used to be a guy had to cover the girl's night. Tee hee. I gotta go get some sleep now, but promise me that you'll make up some hot and kinky imaginary stories about your imaginary threesomes you and your wife have? Make it good, throw some fetish s*** in there too, really spice it up. Aren't you even the least bit embarassed that I goaded you into such an obvious and sad lie? Rofl Nighty night.
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Hey "Deadpool", do you like "Deadpool"? Is "Deadpool" your favest of fave comic book characters, or is a superhero other than "Deadpool" your favourite? Does "Deadpool" have any cool powers, or is he just a badass who minces around imaginary town whom everyone calls "Deadpool"? Lol
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You're very disappointing. I've had much more satisfying verbal jousts with others on here who made no claims of high intelligence. You seem to be BELOW average in that department, to be honest. But please, regale us all with more tall tales of you and your wife's multiple threesome partners. Rofl
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Awwww, resorting to name-calling AGAIN? The mark of an inferior wit. Also, I'm pleased to see how easy it was to manipulate you into making up sexual stories regarding imaginary threesomes with multiple women other than your wife; you expect us to believe that? Pathetic. =) Don't be mad. It's just the innernette brother, there is absolutely no need to be so upset. And guys, those ribs were great. Just the thing I needed after a good lifting sesh. Fried in butter, no seasonings neccessary. Low-sugar veggies on the side (onions and cucumbers). Deliciouso.
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Lol Poor king. I suspected as much.
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Those ribs I had earlier were delicious.
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You don't pray to Duane Chapman? Heretic.
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Say your prayers, take your vitamins, and for the love of Dog, keep calm. calm filler
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Says the guy who spent his first month on the board desperately trying to tell us all how intelligent you are? Lol You stopped posting your little hypothetical unfunny screenplays just because the entire board mocked you for doing so. Weak, brother. Very weak. You're of average intelligence, below-average wit, and you seem to lack conviction. Your wife most likely settled for you, and dreams of guys like me when she's laying back with her eyes closed, wishing you'd be done already. =)
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I wouldn't know.lol
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Sanchez coming along according to plan
Smedley Butler replied to Spoonovic's topic in Toronto Blue Jays Talk
Perhaps because they'd rather have him as a SP? They obviously think he can still figure things out, and obviously would rather he do so as a starter. His lack of progress thus far isn't hurting the big club's chances, so what the hell why not? Give him plenty of time, he's not hurting anyone but himself. No rush. -
-munching on some ribs- You say something braaaaaah? -looks down to admire huge penis, gives it a kiss-
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Sanchez coming along according to plan
Smedley Butler replied to Spoonovic's topic in Toronto Blue Jays Talk
Give it another 2 years, I'd say. Dude has electric stuff, he'd be successful if he dialled it back a bit and just aimed for the centre of the strike zone every pitch. Let the natural movement of your pitches decide for themselves where they go from there. -
Sanchez coming along according to plan
Smedley Butler replied to Spoonovic's topic in Toronto Blue Jays Talk
Sanchez and Drabek need to take a nice long drive out to the country together and find a nice wide barn they can practice hitting the broad side of. -
Yeah I know, I can't even get hard in that situation unless I'm on something and I close my eyes. Hence the "lol I know" I threw in there. Still, I've found myself in that spot a few times over the years. Good hedonistic times.
