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I just wanted to make the Simpsons joke
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Also: Rasmus Lind That T-Ball fence in right field is too tempting for lefties, even if Lind never pulls the ball...
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Post Game Thread: May 17, 2013. Toronto 0 - 5 Yankees
Deadpool replied to fatcowxlive's topic in Toronto Blue Jays Talk
At this point, my instruction to him (were I Mattola) would be "don't swing, just... stop swinging for a few days, maybe if you don't swing at everything, they'll give you a pitch that's not a foot outside and then you can try to hit a homer." -
To be honest? I only have like 4 or 5 pics of her... The rest are all vids... She's pretty fat, it's not that impressive anyway...
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Drop me a facebook message, or whatever else... I haven't seen you since before your surgery, when you fell the f*** down in my backyard...
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Jason... come on man.. You and I have hung out way too much for you to worry about it... Like, you walking out of the back door of the house I lived in last year and you falling down before you got your ride... Don't worry... You have me on facebook and you can ask if this is me...
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Can? You guys all knew me.... You all probably were close to respecting me... And now you all know me as that guy that went totally f***ing nuts... Maybe that's close to automatic ruin...
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I honestly don't remember when that was... I was drunk for probably the better part of 18 months...
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I wish I could make that choice... I wish I could say what I woman could decide for me.... Wasn't the case, unfortunately...
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Post Game Thread: May 17, 2013. Toronto 0 - 5 Yankees
Deadpool replied to fatcowxlive's topic in Toronto Blue Jays Talk
Jpa... Learn to take a f***ing walk! -
I'm still not normal after this s***, but it's good to find a place that I can talk with you guys again, where she's not welcome. Let's just all agree that if JennyBeans the giant f***ing **** whore ever tries to come here, she'll be kicked the f*** out like the common guttertram that she is.. cool?
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You saw the tail end of the issue then...
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I'll try to stick around John... I still love my Jays, but it's... it's hard...
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I met her on the Jays forum... We watched games together all the time... I wanted to spend the rest of my life with her (had a ring and everything...) It made it hard... I'm still watching, but it's hard...
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Happy to be back... It's hard as balls to even watch the Jays now, because that was something she and I did together... And I genuinely loved (and still love) that girl... So it's hard for me...
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It's been 2 years actually... I've been drunk since then though... So I don't really know...
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Yeah... She's a terrible human being....
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That was the drunkest hijack EVER!
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Champion, yes... Not TOTALLY out... Still kinda alive...
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She deserved worse... We met on the board, but actually dated IRL for 3 years before she became the whoreiest whore that ever whored....
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You never met me... Many here knew BrandonTheTool
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I was hoping it wouldn't be this pathetic a return, but yeah... That's me!
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If you've only been around since September, then I forgive you... The others... Bunch of goddamn *******s and M*******s!
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I was on the Jays board before MOST of you motherf***ers... Seriously? I'm getting Lee Marvin'd?
