Deadpool

Melky just seems like more of the "table setter" guy... I'd consider batting him 9th, not as a comment on his ability, but more on how I view lineup construction.

Cabrera batting 3rd doesn't make much sense to me...

It's not like we don't have a better option in our system right now, we wouldn't even have to make a trade to upgrade.

If you aren't good enough to get on base without trying to bunt, you shouldn't be playing baseball...

The technology exists to make sure there is 100% consistency, and 100% accuracy. I am pretty fed up with "the human element" of umpires.

I'm about as together as I'm going to be... Thanks for the concern though, bro!

But only IN CANADA!

I honestly don't remember Bautista having a BA that high ever... But, frankly, doesn't shock me that he'd have been overlooked in that sort of head-to-head comparison regardless...

You wanna maybe just admit that you maybe crossed a line in a stupid f***ing way and got called out on it? Or do you want to keep pretending that this is hilarious? I don't give a f*** either way, but y'know... It's "wussy" to be aware of completely

You're right about that! But I was relying on your numbers for my points! If YOU'RE wrong, now I just look like an *******!

Your math is wrong... If you're saying 5 years ago he made his debut at 17, then he's not 23 turning 24... Also, I thought we signed him at 16, which is when I first heard about him.

Right, Stereotypes are made from truths... All asians are martial arts experts who can't drive and are great at math, all black people are poor and their parents aren't married and they have 5 "baby mommas" if they're guys and they're probably on welfare, all hispanic people sell oranges off the freeway and aren't legally in whatever country they live in... right, those are stereotypes and TOTALLY NOT RACIST AT ALL... Come on man, you can't possibly believe the s*** you just said. You can just say "wanna be gangsta pitcher walking to the mound with a fake limp, pants falling down so his crotch is around his knees, and the sideways hat like a homie dawg son." without ANY racial connotations at all, those are just stereotypes that are truths! f*** like how our shortstop can't speak English and is a slap hitter and totally probably eats rice with chopsticks between every inning and I bet he has hello-kitty tattoos! Dude, it's fully okay to say "this guy looks like an idiot" when he looks like an idiot... but when you start to generalize and make stupid f***ing statements about people, that's when you're the *******.

He really did seem like a good bet when he was signed... God, I was on this (okay, not this, but the official board) board when he was signed... That was 7 f***ing years ago... f*** you kids, get off my lawn!

It's alright man.. I'm drunk as f***, so I'm probably not really reading anything properly at this point.

Man, Balbino had a lot of upside when he was signed... And he couldn't possibly more than like... 22 by now, could he? Man... Baseball is hard!

How can I worry about it? I'm drunk off my face!

Yes... Steroids would help...

I think you got drawn into a conversation about which the context was unclear. Some jagoff is goading me over my ex and some who know me were supplying a measure of support. It's alright buddy, you seem like good people and eventually focus will be achieved by all

"wanna be gangsta pitcher walking to the mound with a fake limp, pants falling down so his crotch is around his knees, and the sideways hat like a homie dawg son." Yeah, that's not even a little bit of a stereotypical racist interpretation of some kind of 'black guy' 'gangbanger' or anything... Come on man, at least be SOMEWHAT self aware about your ********. Those guys wear their hats slightly sideways, that's really the only thing you came even close to accuracy about. The rest was racist ********.

Like I said, drunk off my face... I misread what you said at first and then re-read it and decided to try to make myself seem like less of a crazy drunk!

Come on, like you could expect a phone/internet poll of average Jays fans to be any better? Honestly, if that same poll was made on SN1 today, Morrow would have gotten 50% of the votes...

Yes, 'cause that's totally not a weird racist diatribe...

Also, if you'd like to continue to be a sarcastic little bitch, I'd be happy to meet you offline, and beat you to within an inch of your life.

I have met many girls, both on and offline... They're uniformly terrible human beings, and in a just world they'd all be eliminated from the gene pool... But thanks for asking.

I don't really have an issue with it, with a 2 run pad that late in the game I am okay with it... I mean, I can understand the argument against it, it wasn't a safe play by any means, but it was a situation where some risk could be applied without it actually being too risky to the overall outcome of the game.