Yesterday was proof of nothing, it was one game. Good lord. It's plausible that the Jays score 13 runs over their next 13 games, last night means NOTHING w/r/t any future games.
With no Zoinks and no Roark down there, who's the shitballer that you'd want them to use? Thornton and 69 are being used as "starters", so they can't really go...
Honestly, they should just hire someone to flip a coin for balls and strikes, it would be just as reliable and coin flippers probably earn less than umpires...
Buck is bored of this game, that was a home run call for an opposing batter that you really hate...
"there's the swing. That's got a chance. Oh, it's off the scoreboard, whatever..."