Welcome aboard buddy!
Don't listen to Mike Wilner as some are suggesting, they are simply being sarcastic. He is nothing but a corporate lackey whom almost lost his job a few years ago by standing up for his opinion, now he has no testicles to speak of.
Also, it's not as bad as some are suggesting to be a Jays fan. Sometimes it's hard, because it's been a long time since we've made a playoff appearance, but not as bad as they make it out to be. Little tip about going to the games, wait until the first inning is over and then offer a scalper half price on Club VIP tickets (or any ticket for that matter), see what happens, they are the best seats in the house.