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4. Dalton Pompey http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/592647.jpg http://i.imgur.com/OnEqJAk.png Highest on Dalton Pompey: Terminator, King, Candy Maldonado (1) Lowest on Dalton Pompey: GD (14) I just want to point out that GD had Pompey at 1 last year. http://i.imgur.com/fzeLkgm.png What The People Are Saying He has a baby face and high cheekbones which suits him well. Looks better in a small soul patch than a full beard. Stud. Nice smile, good teeth. Young stud. mmmmmmmmmm Dalton with a smile could melt your heart…Dalton without you grab and secure your wallet Canadian= maple dick boing! He’s a handsome fellow I think he and Estrada are in a class of their own. Pompey’s WAG is proof enough at how good looking he is.

22. Aaron Sanchez http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/592717.jpg http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/39/files/2014/03/8312428.jpg http://www.vancitybuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Sanchez.jpg http://wpmedia.news.nationalpost.com/2016/03/blue_jays_winter_tour_20160119.jpg?quality=65&strip=all&w=620 http://www.tsn.ca/polopoly_fs/1.582315!/fileimage/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_620/aaron-sanchez-and-marcus-stroman.jpg http://assets3.sportsnet.ca/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/stroman_sanchez.jpg Highest on Aaron Sanchez: Jaysforlife19 and Bendera3 (16) Lowest on Aaron Sanchez: TRM (25) What The People Are Saying The most twinkish member of the team he still has a slender body, although that’s not bad. Don’t know where that 25lbs went. Bigger ears. Goofy looking guy. yikes Fly Dumbo fly. New body isn't helping with that face still gets acne. RIP StroChez Maybe he’ll grow into his looks? Big ears and nose.

5. Josh Donaldson http://cdn-foxsportsasia.365.co.za/wp-content/uploads/07120735/Josh-Donaldson-610x356.jpg http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/headshots/mlb/players/full/29563.png&w=350&h=254 Highest on Josh Donaldson: Effit and SAAvior (1) Lowest on Josh Donaldson: GD (12) What The People Are Saying He has a nice smile, but his hair looks like something that would be on Peaky Blinders. Oozes confidence. Tight bod. Seems like he ties too hard in the style department. kinda douchy Can I give him a with and without a hat on rating. The Stupid haircuts bring him down out of the top 3. With a hat he might be #2 there isn't a female poster here who wouldn't do whatever he asked. Pussy for days. Probably slams girls with MVP trophy while 3 more bitches line up waiting for their turn. He’s a good looking guy with stupid hair and reportedly he’s a bad shag. Not as handsome as Pompey or Estrada so he drops to 3rd.

21. Ezequiel Carrera http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/485567.jpg http://www.milb.com/images/485567/generic/180x270/485567.jpg http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/ezequiel-carrera-of-the-toronto-blue-jays-looks-on-prior-to-game-five-picture-id493616108 http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/ezequiel-carrera-of-the-toronto-blue-jays-poses-during-photo-day-on-picture-id465680640 Highest on Ezequiel Carrera: Greenwood (13) Lowest on Ezequiel Carrera: Brownie19, GD (24) What The People Are Saying A little huskier than I’d prefer but he has a nice smile f***ing ugly. Dirty little stache, ears stick out. seems like a happy guy His face is crooked or something. Maybe he had a stroke cute and all, but would not bang. He’s o.k. He has a decent smile. He has a weirdly shaped head.

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20. Justin Smoak http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/475253.jpg http://m.mlb.com/assets/images/2/0/2/158691202/cuts/SMOAK1280_mql2yvi3_udqiv03q.jpg http://i.imgur.com/9o1KNel.png http://i.imgur.com/vBtJTSe.png Highest on Justin Smoak: AdamGreenwood (5) Lowest on Justin Smoak: Boxy (25) What The People Are Saying He’s not a bad looking guy but kinda has that husky farmer boy look to him. Decent hair. He just screams slow, dumb redneck - and that's not attractive. studly A Smoke show he is not…he has that dumb baseball player look in too many pics. Could be the smartest guy on the team…but I look at him and see dumb small town America chicks don't dig the strike out. Doughy looking white boy. Fine if that’s your thing. He has great hair, otherwise he might drop further.

6. Darwin Barney http://storage.torontosun.com/v1/blogs-prod-photos/0/5/0/6/9/05069a16e19759b29072e24d16ff4d82.jpg?stmp=1443667756 http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/hVJO7Kf5h.yMrZoDvTDZ6A--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3NfbGVnbztpbD1wbGFuZTtxPTc1O3c9NjAw/http://media.zenfs.com/en/person/Ysports/darwin-barney-baseball-headshot-photo.jpg http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/229/files/2014/02/75242281.jpg Highest on Darwin Barney: Boxy, Bendera3 (1) Lowest on Darwin Barney: SAAvior, MunenoriKawasakiMVP (16) What The People Are Saying nice smile check, a nice symmetric face check, nice and neat hair check. I actually dated someone who looks like him. Wife says he looks a bit like Keanu Reeves. If Keanu looks a bit like an alien - sure. Possibly getting better with age. Always looks like someone just performed a magic trick. The surprised look and that he reminds me of a young Howie Mandel adds a cuteness to him. He's like a puppy that you can't give a bad rating to chicks wouldnt even believe he plays MLB. Darwin needs to ditch that goofy smile he does in pictures. It’s really holding him back. Otherwise I think he could take top ranking. He’s one of those guys who looks better when you catch him in live action. He’s a solid looking guy.

19. Francisco Liriano http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/434538.jpg http://www.post-gazette.com/image/2013/11/27/720x_q90_cMC_z_ca0,0,420,280/liriano-15.jpg http://assets4.sportsnet.ca/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/liriano_francisco1280.jpg Highest on Francisco Liriano: AdamGreenwood (9) Lowest on Francisco Liriano: MunenoriKawasakiMVP (25) What The People Are Saying "Liriano has a nice smile. A thicker gentleman." "Needs to move on from the flavour saver." "big head" "If he were skinnier he'd be a hot man" "could lose a pound or two." "He kind of looks like a bad ass." "Old and a little doughy."

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18. JA Happ http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/457918.jpg http://assets1.sportsnet.ca/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/10927285-1040x572.jpg http://www.tampabay.com/resources/images/dti/rendered/2013/05/SP_368820_BORC_12_rays05091_10746048_8col.jpg Highest on JA Happ: SirBJay (7) Lowest on JA Happ: Terminator (24) What The People Are Saying He has aged pretty well and is another guy who shaves his head instead of having a horseshoe. Probably best eyes on the team. One thing Rey Savage couldn't help was Happ's looks. moved up from last year after I found out he has big strong legs Take that dump JA, it will give you a sense of relief and get that stupid look off of your face bleh He just looks odd to me. He’s pretty ugly and has no hair. He needs to be toward the bottom.

7. Ryan Goins http://www.milb.com/images/572365/generic/180x270/572365.jpg http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/headshots/mlb/players/full/30636.png&w=350&h=254 http://thumbnails.cbc.ca/maven_legacy/thumbnails/284/335/goins_2500kbps_620x350_2682486963.jpg http://images.performgroup.com/di/library/sporting_news/0/82/bautista-goins-101915-getty-ftrjpg_srxxkvu6yujg14c3ebkvr84gn.jpg?t=-2086036576 http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/5330ec4295a8cd8e0080aeecd3d9fef39c828d1e/c=0-149-1749-1464&r=x404&c=534x401/local/-/media/2015/09/01/USATODAY/USATODAY/635767462471842619-USP-MLB-CLEVELAND-INDIANS-AT-TORONTO-BLUE-JAYS-75538244.JPG http://i.imgur.com/wqQVcCV.png http://i.imgur.com/61QZxoj.png Highest on Ryan Goins: KingKat (1) Lowest on Ryan Goins: SAAvior (21) What The People Are Saying "Goins has a nice smile, a good complexion, and must have realized that he may as well shave his head instead of having a horseshoe before 30 which gives him some hotness points." "Clean shaven, good head shape." "bald but cute" "It bothers me that his penis has been somewhere I really wanted to be…but he's pretty good looking man" "Goins is goins bald." "The day he ditched the hair, he became a stud (but not at baseball)." "He’s bald but he’s in good shape and he’s pretty handsome."

All I can say is.. someone who is "getting better with age".

8. Kevin Pillar http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/607680.jpg http://storage.torontosun.com/v1/dynamic_resize/sws_path/suns-prod-images/1297801988595_ORIGINAL.jpg?quality=80&size=650x http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/39/files/2016/08/9402701-kevin-pillar-mlb-seattle-mariners-toronto-blue-jays-850x560.jpg http://wpmedia.news.nationalpost.com/2016/11/614906226.jpg?quality=65&strip=all&w=620 http://mlb.mlb.com/assets/images/6/5/6/141756656/cuts/AP_110176241485_78ptejt3_dr0jhue9.jpg http://i.imgur.com/wE1UfnQ.png http://i.imgur.com/U7M0oZi.png http://i.imgur.com/PhOfZaj.png Highest on Kevin Pillar: SirBJay (1) Lowest on Kevin Pillar: AdamGreenwood (20) What The People Are Saying "From California, has a perpetual stoned look that just gets my blood racing." "He has nice eyes and from a couple seconds of research a decent body. He looks better clean shaven than with a beard." "Big nose and terrible style. I mean f***ing horrible hipster style. Cringe worthy. " "face too boxy" "I want his look to be as spectacular as his catches…But nope " "hot when superman, ugly when just Kevin Pillar" "Looks like he just walked off a Grecian urn" "Not a fan. His nose is huge and he’s got bug eyes. "

9. Marcus Stroman RIP http://assets1.sportsnet.ca/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Stroman1280-1040x572.jpg http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/headshots/mlb/players/full/32815.png&w=350&h=254 http://i2.wp.com/shawglobalnews.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/marcus-stroman1.jpg?crop=0px%2C2px%2C720px%2C480px&resize=720%2C480&quality=70&strip=all&ssl=1 http://i.imgur.com/PWOUg0m.png http://i.imgur.com/UoTCjeV.png http://i0.wp.com/shawglobalnews.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/stroman3.jpg?crop=0px%2C25px%2C720px%2C480px&resize=720%2C480&quality=70&strip=all&ssl=1 Highest on Marcus Stroman: Hurl (2) Lowest on Marcus Stroman: AdamGreenwood (19) What The People Are Saying "I think he’s got a pretty cute face, despite his small stature." "He’s the team’s hyper-active puppy." "a little to troll doll like, and stop chewing gum" "He was my #1 last year and what was cute childlike enthusiasm is now growing a little old. A little maturity could do him well. " "#kingofannoying" "Hats look funny on him. Good teeth. Large mouth." "He has a nice smile and seems to enjoy changing his hair. Also looks pretty good without a shirt on." "Big things come in small packages."

To recap.. [TABLE] [TR] [TD]Jason Grilli [/TD] [TD=align: right]10[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]Steve Pearce [/TD] [TD=align: right]11[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]A.J. Jimenez [/TD] [TD=align: right]12[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]Melvin Upton Jr. [/TD] [TD=align: right]13[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]Glenn Sparkman [/TD] [TD=align: right]14[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]Devon Travis [/TD] [TD=align: right]15[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]Danny Barnes [/TD] [TD=align: right]16[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]Joe Biagini[/TD] [TD=align: right]17[/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE]

10. Jason Grilli http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/276351.jpg http://images.performgroup.com/di/library/omnisport/37/30/jason-grilli-071115-usnews-getty-ftr_wxyoymoy2as61hsb6j0bf0sht.jpg?t=2135599470 http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Seattle+Mariners+v+Toronto+Blue+Jays+AvMb8HRDqbUl.jpg http://i.imgur.com/9JBswYb.png http://i.imgur.com/ivs92yg.png Highest on Jason Grilli: AdamGreenwood (1) Lowest on Jason Grilli: Bendera3 (17) What The People Are Saying "No country for old men" "He’s the new Dickey in that he’s a handsome more mature man. Don’t know about the mullet though." "Great flow. Mature look." "beautiful hair and very studly" "He's a older guy who wants to be 20. I can respect that" "greasy hot!" "If you’re into “bears”, he’s probably your favourite player." "He’s old."

17. Joe Biagini http://images.tsn.ca/images/stories/2016/9/3/biagini_72706.jpg http://thenationnetwork.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/images/f6/42/article_f6425623-6a0b-4df3-9b60-217faf9252e3.jpg http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/607352.jpg http://thenationnetwork.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/images/a1/c5/article_a1c52140-24b1-48da-9257-82d0696d5ad0.jpg http://www.tsn.ca/polopoly_fs/1.483884!/fileimage/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_620/joe-biagini.jpg Highest on Joe Biagini: Pendleton (6) Lowest on Joe Biagini: Governator (25) What The People Are Saying "Just dorky, kinda Aspergers-y" "Close eyes, bigger ears" "Tall, awkward and goofy looking guy." "He probably shouldn’t be this high FIVE" "Fat Joe Biagini could compete for last" "girls like jokesters." "He’s not a babe but everyone likes his goofy charm." "Kind of goofy looking but he’s like a big teddy bear. More cute, than hot."

11. Steve Pearce http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/headshots/mlb/players/full/28886.png&w=350&h=254 http://www.tampabay.com/resources/images/dti/rendered/2016/03/c1s_pearceface032516_16934764_8col.jpg http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Steve+Pearce+vuoy_pIyeZLm.jpg http://www.raysindex.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/Steve-Pearce.jpg http://fabwags.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/jessica-pearce-6.jpg Highest on Steve Pearce: SirBJay (2) Lowest on Steve Pearce: MunenoriKawasakiMVP (21) What The People Are Saying "Rocks a beard and has a facial structure sharper than the cliffs of Mount Everest." "Looks like he has a nice body, and an okay smile." "Rugged, tough looking guy. Good teeth. Perhaps a little weathered." "looks built but bald" "His flat nose keeps him from a podium finish" "throw a cowboy hat on him and he's hot." "Has that wide gap between the eyes that makes guys look derpy." "Not going to win any beauty contests but very average."

#16. Danny Barnes http://www.milb.com/images/592130/generic/180x270/592130.jpg http://i.imgur.com/NGLampZ.png http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/592130.jpg Highest on Danny Barnes: KingKat (8) Lowest on Danny Barnes: AdamGreenwood (22) What The People Are Saying "A good lookin’ guy who looks better clean shaven than with his beard" "Kind of creepy looking." "plain" "Looks like a relief pitcher" "He's just there. You'd walk by him and never make a positive or negative comment" "reliever with what, 5 MLB innings under his belt? I've had as much pussy as he has." "He’s kind of goofy looking but handsome all the same" "Not bad but his ears drop him down a category."

15. Devon Travis http://www.playerwives.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/Devon-Traviss-Girlfriend-Taylor-Maciver-Instagram-1.jpg http://i.imgur.com/CXZADUf.png http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/39/files/2015/03/devon-travis-mlb-toronto-blue-jays-photo-day.jpg http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/285/files/2015/06/devon-travis-mlb-new-york-yankees-toronto-blue-jays.jpg http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/581527.jpg http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/39/files/2016/05/devon-travis-mlb-boston-red-sox-toronto-blue-jays-2-850x560.jpg Highest on Devon Travis: GD (4) Lowest on Devon Travis: KingKat, Candy Maldonado (21) What The People Are Saying "He has high cheekbones and when he has a little facial hair along with the little puff on top of his head he’s a pretty good looking guy who has a nice smirk." "Stylish, good looking guy. Docked points for being so short." "good smile/personality despite the face" "Why the long face palomino? The full facial hair improves his look over the chin only. He's stuck in the middle though" "a little to troll doll like, but that might be hot with Trolls movie out!" "Seems like a nice guy." "He’s a little munchkin with bad facial hair."

12. A.J. Jimenez http://jaysjournal.com/files/2014/01/6045630.jpg http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/39/files/2012/05/6045628.jpg http://i.imgur.com/9W3Vyjq.png http://i.imgur.com/Ui25lma.png http://i.imgur.com/gxGdfZK.png http://i.imgur.com/FVzQZ4J.png Highest on A.J. Jimenez: AdamGreenwood (2) Lowest on A.J. Jimenez: SAAvior (24) What The People Are Saying "Alex Rios 2.0" "This 26 year old cutie has a baby face equipped with a nice smile and subtle facial hair." "Young, fresh looking guy." "dreamy" "Eyes are too far apart or something, but when you throw on the ball cap. He's a good looking young man" "got to make the show before you get rated on hotness by a straight man." "Who cares?" "The poor man’s Alex Rios."

#14. Glenn Sparkman http://i.imgur.com/8OdmKWB.png http://www.milb.com/images/642098/generic/180x270/642098.jpg http://www.milb.com/images/642098/t426/180x270/642098.jpg Highest on Glenn Sparkman: Jaysforlife19 (1) Lowest on Glenn Sparkman: SAAvior, GD (25) What The People Are Saying "Looks more Cali than Texas. Nice Smile but just not the full package" "don't know what he looks like, don't care" "who?" "Good looking, strong young kid." "There aren’t a lot of pictures on this guy but he looks like he has almost Billy Idol colored hair?" "If they ever remake Powder, he should be cast in the title role." "Not a bad looking guy."

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#13. Melvin Upton Jr. http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/425834.jpg http://i.imgur.com/0SKSqUh.png Highest on Melvin Upton Jr: Bendera3 (5) Lowest on Melvin Upton Jr: SAAvior (22) What The People Are Saying "Everything is so skinny on him. It throws off his proportions." "maybe this (ranking) will increase his trade value" "nasty naustrils!" "Almost handsome but so, so skinny." "I’ll be interested to see how he does, my guess is I have him higher than most. But he’s tall and slim with a pretty nice face. He could be as high as 3rd, my 3-6 were tough choices." "With nice skin, a great smile, and a slim athletic build Upton Jr rounds out my top 5." "Who passed gas? The answer is whoever is standing near BJ Upton." Bonus points if you can guess who said what.

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