cornelius woodenfeet

because we are a f***ing gong show with brainless f***s making the calls! AA has to f***ing go, he is a bean counter disguised as someone who knows anything about baseball. until he goes we are embarrassingly stuck in last place in the A.L. east, maybe the league. thole isnt good enough for AAA, but since he sucks Dickeys dick hes on the team, Kratz has to stay up wether Dickey likes it or not

flush that f***ing turd down the toilet already, and take f***ing AA with him!!!

he looks like juan epstein got gabe kotter pregnant and had a baby born with a lanny mcdonald stache at birth

the jays couldnt get a fernandez game used jersey for that pile of crap, this aint X Box, your jibbin like a silly twat mate!

i am loosing more faith in AA every time he makes a move. the Happ trade was f***ing stupid, the Napoli trade was f***ing stupid, the Rasmus trade he overpaid cosidering he also lost out on 2 supplimental 1st round picks, overpaid for Dickey, signed shitbag melky when Davis is far superior and cheaper, he sat on the pot when he should have brought in Francona to manage, he is a f***ing beancounter, not a baseball man!! aside from moving Wells i cant say im impressed with his decision making

nonesense child, i can cross my balls like i can blink my eyes!

its known in 4th world countries as the High Pricked Manderine Cricket Slap! it renders him as a "banjo" hitter with no power but your average is always 1000. i was taught this on the Mang chee River in Nam by Stompin Tom Conners

f***in eh!! just like a big brown dirty pancake.

im not too worried about that, i took some vitain C a few years back.....thanks though.

who are you hoping the jays take come this draft? im crossing my balls that they get a shot at frazier. i heard they they had a lot of interest in austin wilson, and jp crawford could draw their interest as well. although, we met our jp quota already so thats out. anybody mind if i swear a little here???...f***ing beede is 12-0 prick head, shoulda signed him, damn!!!!

would love to see lind gone asap! cant help but to think of napoli as our DH, or even a parapalegic hermit crab with a prosthetic eyelid for that matter

sweet swearing there, nicely done sir

thanks for posting this site on the old site. ive been reading but not posting on the old site for about 5 years and it was a mess there and going downhill every day. whats the deal with swearing though, is it a semi-free for all like drunk jays fans or is that cause for castration in these parts? keep in mind that swearing keeps the blood pressure down so for health and safety reasons we should consider that.....just sayin. thanks