Boxcar

ITT: Hurl flexes his Boras Boner.

You have to have serious cojones to hang something like that in your home. Never mind two of them.

I've always liked A-Rod, and he's reached near demigod status for me. I loved those insufferable chowderhead douchebags who waved around PED signs when he comes to bat while wearing their 2004 WS champion t-shirts. The journalists taking this righteous stand are ridiculous, especially since most of them are bottom of the barrel scumbags to begin with. If someone told you you could make millions upon millions more by taking a certain supplement, you would definitely follow their advice. MLB created the culture of cheating, not A-Rod, and that all happened under Bud Selig who is now just trying to preserve his own decrepit, wrinkled ass.

Barry Bonds.

My farm is more mediocre than I care for it to be. Graduated: Anthony Rendon, video game numbers in AA and should be an elite option at 3B in the near future, moreso if he can also keep 2B eligibility (or vice versa) On the farm: Carlos Correa: pretty happy about how he's turning out, 153 wRC+ in the MWL as a 19 year old. Seems like the Astros are taking him along pretty slowly. David Dahl: destroyed his leg after playing 10 games, probably done for the rest of the year. I think he will eventually be a Yelich type that gets to play in Coors. Jose Berrios: was really dominant for his first few starts and then just started walking more and striking out less. Jesse Winker: 137 wRC+ as a 19 year old in A-ball. Austin Meadows: a lulzy 173 wRC+ in the GCL. I expect him to be a top 20 prospect very soon. Triples machine. Billy McKinney: 119 wRC+ but doesn't strike out too much and I like the cut of his jib. Justin Williams: 137 wRC+ in the GCL, and has had a hot start in the pioneer league. Doesn't walk enough and strikes out a lot but I absolutely love his swing. Riley Unroe: 123 wRC+ but 17% BB rate is fantastic for such a young player. That + being a Rays prospect gives me high hopes. Dom Smith: he's been mediocre but I think the power will develop. I'm probably wrong, though. Jon Denney: takes walks and doesn't do much else. Austin Wilson: *PUKES* I traded away Delino DeShields (who has been ok I guess), Gary Sanchez (132 wRC+, but I've wanted Luebke all season) and that's it I think.

ugh hockeyfags

Guys, I just realized that we couldn't possibly sign Choo since we have Kevin Pillar and his massive financial commitment.

TWO GAMES, dipshit.

Choo's line away from Cincy: .245/.383/.402. .383 OBP just doesn't cut it.

You're an idiot--good thing no one takes your opinion seriously--also, l2grammar.

I bet you're a huge fan of the sac bunt.

I mean yeah, he should've been better but he's still not a starter on any contending team, not even close. That was always obvious. He got two replacement level players to fill one of the most important spots on the diamond and then is mystified when it doesn't work out. Incredible that this replacement level brain is in charge of running a team.

lmfao, BASED ON WHAT?! Jesus f***ing Christ what a moron. How much analysis did he and his team do to determine that he would be a good player? Seriously.

kill it with fire

I kinda wish you'd go on some kind of vulgar tirade so that the mods would have a reason to ban you.

Beastly Bruce dominates again tonight.

It took a year and a half for them to notice and correct it?

Remember, you're a bit of a sabermetrics guy.

Looks like you didn't think this one through bro.

Somehow you've become one of my favourite posters.

You are clearly the smartest person on the internet.

I'm looking to move Tommy Hunter (holds machine with SP eligibility) with two picks, or a pick and a prospect for a high pick. Beastly Bruce is also available if you are looking for dominant pitching.

If we are doing rankings, my favourite people to deal with are Fearthedoc, Min, and Dingleberry. So far the only two guys I dislike dealing with are Jaysblue and zeroes.

Jesus.