Lucky I'm inexplicably still up. Surprised that Spanky is so useless.
I want Jason Hammel
IDK who has GD's pick. He appears to still be active on the board but has elected to use a squire and I'm not sure who it is at the moment so I'm going to just sleep and not worry about it.
It's pretty similar to something the oatmeal did a few years ago.
http://theoatmeal.com/blog/charity_money
His was a lot less creepy and very hilarious, though.
http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/blog/charity_money/fu.jpg