Boxcar

Spank tends to not notice a lot of things

I guess part of being the dumbest poster on the forum is being blissfully unaware that you're the dumbest poster on the forum.

Paddack too

I'm also looking to move into the top five in the waiver draft

I'm going to need you to throw in Alex Cobb

Steve Stone is 71? Goddamn, he looks good for his age. E: this is also making me miss Hawk Harrelson

I'm still looking for a good UTIL bat for prospects/picks or a CF.

Not Leaves fans. I'm surprised Leaves fans are even aware there are other teams in the NHL.

There is no way in hell that this will end up being above average.

Go leaves go

Shoemaker could be pretty good

He wasn't good last year and is projected to be poo-poo in 2019

That's the only reason I can think of for you being surprised by his market

He's one of BTS' boring pasty favourites

You are correct.

I would like to release a statement on behalf of myself: I would like to formally apologize to the BJMB community at large for my grating and confrontational behaviour last night. I would like to offer two things to explain my actions but please bear in mind that I am not attempting to excuse them. 1) I do not cope well with posts that contain more than three LMAOs unless I deem that the material in question is indeed quite hilarious. 2) I later essentially gave birth to an anaconda. You would not believe the girth of the result of my bodily function. I would like to make special apologies to: 1) My colleague and idol Nick, who I recognize as a non-sarcastic huge smarty pants and a cherished member of this community. 2) King aka Big Ry, one of my all time favourite contributors to this place. I am sorry for employing ageism against you. You were correct to call me out. 3) Metafour. While I do consider you to be a bit of an *******, I can recognize that most of the time you are an ******* for the right reasons. I escalated the discussion for no reason and got pedantic about things that don't matter. 4) Spanky99. I love you. Anyone one else I offended with my asshattery, please know that I am working to curb this behaviour for the future. I also want to point out that my opinion on the trade didn't hinge on the "mentoring" angle, I just felt it was a small benefit to keeping Martin. I am sorry if I did not communicate this sentiment very well. Thank you for your time.

Yes, I thought it was obvious what I meant but apparently thinking is hard. *Future org guys Does that clear it up for you?

Why did LeBron want to hitch his wagon to the Lakers again?

This is why I hate kids

Spanky, you don't actually have to post for me to know your opinion. I can just look at the general direction of responses to know how you feel since I'm pretty sure you've never had an independent thought about literally anything.

You know what else is worth nothing? Two useless prospects. Hmmmmmmm...useless or also useless. Better make sure I pick the right one!

The L for what? Preferring one side of an extremely marginal trade? f***ing idiot

He could have thrown in a few more LMAOs and LMFAOs to drive his point home a bit further. Missed opportunity if you ask me. Way to stick on the mentoring part while conveniently ignoring the fact that Martin isn't garbage and his versatility is valuable. Also, this may surprise you, but catchers don't play every day. Having Martin to fill in would be nice. All in all, it's an inconsequential trade. I'd have preferred to keep Martin. You, Metafour and the snotty teens can go ahead and blow your collective loads over acquiring the next Joe Biagini. Wow, what a slam dunk no brainer!

lmfao ok, lmao I'll take our two new org guys and celebrate LMAO OMG that trade was amazing lmfao!!!!111!

Or maybe they can use that 3.6 million to also immortalize Ronny Brito and Andrew Sopko, franchise altering talents and not at all org guys at all in any way at all