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  1. He's pasty and bland looking with a super boring name stuck in a crowded BP with no defined role. The only thing that really makes him not a BTS type of guy is that he's good.
  2. Spanky is all about having Canadians. I don't really know why, but some people just get overly attached to weird things and can't let them go. Maybe they think because a guy's Canadian, they can live vicariously through them? Who knows. It's a retarded thought process that I can't bother to try to understand.
  3. I do not think you know what binary means
  4. ML contract makes this interesting. Good bench piece in a vacuum though I wouldn't be surprised if he's the veteran stopgap at SS that Atkins was talking about.
  5. It's because scouting grades are retarded. Hitting is more than contact and power but scouting reduces it to that. Vlad won't be fast, probably won't be a great fielder though the arm might be pretty good. So plus hit + power, MAYBE + arm. 2-3 tool player fits. In essence he isn't wrong. Yeah, how does that feel, bitch?
  6. If you listened to the interview, Josh brought up that some guys would literally live off PBJ from the spread. When you're that poor, it's pretty hard to be fat. I mean, there's a reason Haiti isn't known as a fat country.
  7. Boxcar

    NHL Thread

    URGHHH MUZZIN SMASH MAN IN BOARDS!!!1 ME GO BUTTf*** OTHER GUY IN CORNER!!! BATTLE!!11 cf
  8. Boxcar

    NHL Thread

    BATTLE TESTED URGHHH *Hockey grunts*
  9. He didn't get a huge bonus and we know from talking to Wincky that minor leaguers don't get paid in extended and next to nothing in SS. How can he afford to be that fat? Also, yeah, didn't factor in that he's 5'9". Frustrating because there's clearly a very good hitter in there but if he stays that fat, surely he can't catch long term or his knees will explode. On the plus side, that gut will definitely help boost those HBP numbers
  10. Looks like I'm the high guy on Kirk. Two of you dumn dumns didn't even have him in the top 30. Shame!
  11. I would if he lost like 30 pounds
  12. I don't understand how Kirk can be such a big boi when he has no money for food. If he can get in shape, I feel very good about his future.
  13. Shut the f*** up
  14. - That's with Barnhart instead of Realmuto - projecting Gennett for a 96 wRC+ seems absurd - Also low on Sooahrez - Senzel will likely play a lot more than he's projected to
  15. Lol wtf? They are certainly better than all of those teams minus Boston, NY and maybe Houston and LA. Rockies? Seriously?
  16. That's pretty damn close.
  17. Tris-ton and Chrace Paddack for Mallex Smith and Jose Leclerc. Pretty noice. Thanks for picking at my dead carcass.
  18. Boxcar

    NBA Thread

    I have no vested interest here but I'm curious...why do you dislike the Raptors so much?
  19. We love you too. We have our spicy Jays top 30 coming up next!
  20. What a bizarre statement. You don't screw nails. You hammer or drive nails. Screws would likely be more painful, so maybe you should have gone with: "Barker's a straight up idiot. I would rather drive rusty deck screws into my ears than ever listen to him speak again." Added "again" because we can assume you've heard him speak at least once previously. I'm here if you need anything else.
  21. As his body matures? He's 20 years old... You are hilariously bad at selling off s***** assets for a profit.
  22. He's doing his funny thing. What's the confusion?
  23. We might get sued
  24. That isn't whack at all
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