WTF... trade a bad contract for an EVEN WORSE contract and one who shouldn't even be an everyday player???
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It's ridiculous they get paid for spending 3 hours attempting unfunny jokes and reading tweets.
My co-worker blasts it daily and I swear I lose 3 IQ points after each show.
Anyone remember the time a ball struck Roy halladay in the head and it got caught by the third basemen? He just shrugged it off like it was nothing and went back to pitching, I think he is really a robot.