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  1. do they have Ikea in Canada? seriously.... lol
  2. During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at bats a season. That means I played seven years without ever hitting the ball. ~Mickey Mantle, 1970
  3. The designated hitter rule is like letting someone else take Wilt Chamberlain's free throws. ~Rick Wise, 1974
  4. The charm of baseball is that, dull as it may be on the field, it is endlessly fascinating as a rehash. ~Jim Murray
  5. Every hitter likes fastballs, just like everybody likes ice cream. But you don't like it when someone's stuffing it into you by the gallon. That's what it feels like when Nolan Ryan's thrown balls by you. ~Reggie Jackson
  6. Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball. ~Jim Murray
  7. I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
  8. I'm not going to be happy if I have to wait until 2am for it to get called.
  9. here is the best page for Yogi Berra quotes. http://www.baseball-almanac.com/quotes/quoberra.shtml
  10. "I wanted to have a career in sports when I was young, but I had to give it up. I'm only six feet tall, so I couldn't play basketball. I'm only 190 pounds so I couldn't play football and I have 20-20 vision so I couldn't be a referee."-Jay Leno
  11. "They give you a round bat and they throw you a round ball. And they tell you to hit it square."-Willie Stargell
  12. "I'm praying 2 things: Please G-d, don't let them hit it to me...and, please don't let them hit it to Steve Sax."-Pedro Guerrero
  13. "I have an Alka-Seltzer bat. You know-plop, plop, fizz, fizz, when the pitcher sees me walking up there he says, 'Oh, what a relief it is'."-Andy Van Slyke
  14. "They broke it to me gently. The manager came up to me before a game and told me they didn't allow visitors in the clubhouse."- Bob Uecker
  15. "I'm glad I don't play anymore. I could never learn all of those handshakes."-Phil Rizzuto
  16. http://www.wordsonimages.com/pics/82247-Baseball+quotes+about+life+bas.jpg
  17. a couple shots of whiskey is the way we used to get warmed up for a cold game... lol the world has gotten so politically correct.
  18. "You want proof that baseball players are smarter than football players? How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?"--Jim Bouton
  19. This exchange occurred between Cleveland Indians broadcaster Herb Score and his radio partner Nev Chandler. Chandler: "That base-hit makes Cecil Cooper 19 for 42 against Tribe pitching." Score: "I'm not good at math, but even I know that's over .500."
  20. one for Spanky I never took the game home with me. I always left it in some bar. — Bob Lemon
  21. The other teams could make trouble for us if they win. — Yogi Berra
  22. If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base. — Dave Barry
  23. http://cache.boston.com/images/bostondirtdogs//Headline_Archives/arodpurse.jpg
  24. looks like s***, throws like s***, smells like s***, AA has a keeper.... gotta squeeze every ounce of non value out of every player.
  25. our pitching better be good in this series. Twinkies have been scoring a lot of runs. they give up lots as well, but our offense has only had a couple acceptable games. last game was off the charts. Is Colby playing tonight???
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