Morrow is diabetic. I f***ing hate it but preexisting injuries really up the chances of being injured. At least I think we agreed upon Morrow being a risk when we discussed it a while ago.
In response to OP:
Burn down Rogers Centre
Collect insurance money
Use it to watch as all the good free agents are scooped up
Light it on fire and jump in it
God it's refreshing having mods who do s*** and a board where only the infrequent CHP post is the worst thing that happens, which isn't actually too bad.