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[Spanky99]

Nox is boss. He has my back.

[_Nox_]

You have two weeks to usurp Grant as comeback poster of the year. Good luck!

 

I've been practicing tuba and reading about bugs on Wikipedia for like 4 months straight. I'm ready for this.

[SAAviour]

Holy Christ, Shapiro needs to make a trade....

[Boxcar]

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[Dr. Dinger]

Here's my list TRM:

 

 

Hot

Troy Tulowitzki

Josh Donaldson

Marcus Stroman

 

Handsome

Kevin Pillar

Russell Martin

Ryan Goins

Marco Estrada

Ben Revere

 

Meh

Michael Saunders

Aaron Sanchez

Dalton Pompey

Jose Bautista

Devon Travis

JAy Happ

Chris Colabello

Drew Hutchison

Brett Cecil

Josh Thole

Edwin Encarnacion

 

Barf

Justin Smoak

Aaron Loup

Darwin Barney

Roberto Osuna

RA Dickey

Jesse Chavez

[TheHurl]

Holy Christ, Shapiro needs to make a trade....

 

to bump your hottest or your ugliest player? I mean it hurts to see my guy on the bottom but to wish Shapiro to trade for Jered Weaver to move him up makes no sense

[Dr. Dinger]

to bump your hottest or your ugliest player? I mean it hurts to see my guy on the bottom but to wish Shapiro to trade for Jered Weaver to move him up makes no sense

 

I giggled.

[Boxcar]

I found this exercise easier than expected when I started with the ugliest (Smoak) and worked my way up.

 

Idk in what universe Pompey, Cecil and Saunders are lumped in with Aaron Sanchez. That's just wrong on so many levels.

[Dr. Dinger]

I found this exercise easier than expected when I started with the ugliest (Smoak) and worked my way up.

 

Idk in what universe Pompey, Cecil and Saunders are lumped in with Aaron Sanchez. That's just wrong on so many levels.

 

Are you saying Sanchez is ugly? They're all in the "meh" bucket for me. Pompey and Saunders have thinning hair but handsome faces, Cecil's weight is up and down. Sanchez has acne, but he has some twink appeal.

[vdubmvp]

Are you saying Sanchez is ugly?

 

I've been assuming that he has last place locked up.

[Dr. Dinger]

I've been assuming that he has last place locked up.

 

Ew, you would rather bang Dickey? C'mon, man.

[TRM]

I'm abstaining from voting given I can see everyone's list, but Saunders is underrated I think.

 

He looks very similar to Donaldson, actually. Same type of "attractiveness"

[Boxcar]

Are you saying Sanchez is ugly? They're all in the "meh" bucket for me. Pompey and Saunders have thinning hair but handsome faces, Cecil's weight is up and down. Sanchez has acne, but he has some twink appeal.

 

I'm not a fan of Sanchez's long, dopey face, squirrel teeth and mouse ears. Bautista has the ear thing too and beady little eyes but his douchiness definitely raises his stock.

 

For me, Cecil's become a lot more handsome than when he first came up. The tats, weight loss and goggles really add to his appeal imo.

 

I am glad you threw Estrada in the handsome pile but don't really understand the appeal of Donaldson or Stroman.

[Dr. Dinger]

I'm abstaining from voting given I can see everyone's list, but Saunders is underrated I think.

 

He looks very similar to Donaldson, actually. Same type of "attractiveness"

 

Talent and fan loyalty is affecting our grades to some extent, it has to. Saunders kinda broke our hearts this year with his uselessness. If he can play something resembling a full season, suddenly he becomes more attractive.

[Dr. Dinger]

I'm not a fan of Sanchez's long, dopey face, squirrel teeth and mouse ears. Bautista has the ear thing too and beady little eyes but his douchiness definitely raises his stock.

 

For me, Cecil's become a lot more handsome than when he first came up. The tats, weight loss and goggles really add to his appeal imo.

 

I am glad you threw Estrada in the handsome pile but don't really understand the appeal of Donaldson or Stroman.

 

Stroman has a great smile, great bod, nice head of hair, sweet eyes. He's got a cute face. Donaldson is just straight up handsome, although I do hate his stupid haircuts.

 

IMO Tulo is the runaway winner.

[Dr. Dinger]

He totally does have squirrel teeth, you're right.

[Dr. Dinger]

Bautista's hair is just getting way too patchy. He either needs to shave it or get a body hair transplant up there to fill it in. He's rich, he can get good work done. I think he already had one transplant, but he needs a refill.

[Boxcar]

I've been assuming that he has last place locked up.

 

Let's not get carried away here. Smoak and Dickey are still on the team.

[King]

He totally does have squirrel teeth, you're right.

 

Same as Michael Lorenzen

[vdubmvp]

Ew, you would rather bang Dickey? C'mon, man.

 

Well, no...

[Angrioter]

Here's my list TRM:

 

 

Hot

Troy Tulowitzki

Josh Donaldson

Marcus Stroman

 

Handsome

Kevin Pillar

Russell Martin

Ryan Goins

Marco Estrada

Ben Revere

 

Meh

Michael Saunders

Aaron Sanchez

Dalton Pompey

Jose Bautista

Devon Travis

JAy Happ

Chris Colabello

Drew Hutchison

Brett Cecil

Josh Thole

Edwin Encarnacion

 

Barf

Justin Smoak

Aaron Loup

Darwin Barney

Roberto Osuna

RA Dickey

Jesse Chavez

 

Your list is like this woman .... contradictions and disproportionate.

Face 1/8

Body 2/8

Boobs 6/8

[Dr. Dinger]

Ang, where's your list, maricon?

[TRM]

Dickey > Sanchez.

[Dr. Dinger]

Dickey > Sanchez.

 

42 year old nerd with long hair? Pass.

[vdubmvp]

Let's not get carried away here. Smoak and Dickey are still on the team.

 

Well I know I put Sanchez last. I found the list weirdly difficult. Had we done North's idea of a top ten and bottom five it might have been easier. I found that pretty much everyone in between was mostly interchangeable.

[King]

42 year old nerd with long hair? Pass.

 

Are you talking about Dickey or Spanky?

[Dr. Dinger]

Are you talking about Dickey or Spanky?

 

I wouldn't do either, but then again I like em young.

[King]

I wouldn't do either, but then again I like em young.

In that case, I'm your guy

[Dr. Dinger]

In that case, I'm your guy

 

20 yo and 7/10 minimum tho.

[TRM]

To me Dickey is a bit of a wholesome teddy bear sort of older guy who's obviously not that hot but I don't find repulsive by any means.

 

On the other hand, Sanchez to me looks like a bad cross between a squirrel and an elf, with bad acne to boot. Hard pass for me