Cards embarrassed By Carlos Martinez's Wall Of Porn

[Angrioter]

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http://deadspin.com/the-cardinals-are-very-embarrassed-by-carlos-martinezs-1530572369

 

AA do it. Rasmus trade 2.0

[Angrioter]

Video here ----> http://deadspin.com/carlos-martinezs-twitter-favorites-a-big-ol-wall-of-1530062520

[The Cats Ass]

Hahaha The fella likes his twitter porn.

[flafson]

Ouch, how does a person get into that mess?

[Sammy225]

Can't see the Rasmus Family having a reunion in St. Louis even if there is new coaches and such.

 

It just goes to show it has become an art to keep your porn private.

[SAAviour]

This is certainly not the cardinals way, loup and Redmond should get it done.

[Angrioter]

This is certainly not the cardinals way, loup and Redmond should get it done.

 

Agree.

Martinez isn't a true cards anymore. A true Card doesn't like the porn

[Dylan]

An in-depth investigation into what he's actually posting has been launched. Wouldn't mind that job lol

[KingKat]

Oh man, poor Carlos Martinez. Every American male over the age 15 has had the "So, uh, I know about all the porn" talk with one of his parents, and that talk is the worst goddamn thing. Carlos Martinez had to sit in an office and listen to his boss say something along the lines of, "Son, we need to talk about your Twitter vaginas" this morning, and that is just terrible.

 

I absolutely love that quote because I'm sure the irony that they are the ones who "exposed" Martinez in the first place and put him in this mess isn't lost on them. That being said if the Cards are dumb enough to make this a thing that's their loss.

[o2cui2i]

An in-depth investigation into what he's actually posting has been launched. Wouldn't mind that job lol

 

you have to have a history of skilled labor, they will need someone who is good with their hands.

 

Pat Tabler will be going through the applications because he's an expert on soft hands.

[o2cui2i]

Who actually gives a f*** about this? The absolute furthest this should have gone is a 10-second talk from management: "Carlos, unlink the porn from your twitter FFS".

 

If this was in Toronto you would have had the Mayor in on it. he'd be calling up asking if he could get sent the links.

[Angrioter]

Who actually gives a f*** about this? The absolute furthest this should have gone is a 10-second talk from management: "Carlos, unlink the porn from your twitter FFS".

 

What do you consider worse?

A) Tu Ere Maricon

Twitter Porn

[HERPDERP]

Breaking news, a baseball player likes womens!

 

he has great taste though.

[o2cui2i]

If this was in Toronto he'd be Escobar'd, of that I have no doubt. I expect a bit more from competently-run organizations like St. Louis though.

 

Ford would show false outrage as long as he got the links

[o2cui2i]

Breaking news, a baseball player likes womens!

 

he has great taste though.

 

they will fine tooth comb it and if just one of those girls is under 18 he's gonna have s*** to deal with that's a lot worse than a talking too from his manager.

[aselvana]

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[flafson]

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Did you just make it up?