GDT(2/4): Toronto Blue Jays @ Tampa Bay Rays - Happ vs. Hernández - 7:10 PM ET

[tmath]

Bean this **********

[declan_44]

Bean the douche!

[dineke]

So does anyone know what are the 5th starter options? Deck McGuire?

[declan_44]

So does anyone know what are the 5th starter options? Deck McGuire?

 

ughh...Vargas might be in the mix

[cesarb182]

Not almost, he may infact die.

 

He won't die, remember last year when Brandon McCarthy got hit? he didn't died

[Dylan]

So does anyone know what are the 5th starter options? Deck McGuire?

 

One of those bums that AA picked up

[fatcowxlive]

So does anyone know what are the 5th starter options? Deck McGuire?

 

People were telling me Nolin

[G-Snarls]

Ask him what he'll name it

 

I just asked him. He says "Monkeymore"

 

Haha

 

He's a big macklemore fan

[tmath]

Time to change your avatar. Joonel es un maldito maricon

 

Fatcow le gusta en el culo de escobar

[Abomination]

So if the Rockies manage to win the WS I'm buying him a damn monkey. Or bribing him with something else. Tonight we are both cheering for said overperforming Rockies to beat the Yankees. Just don't win the WS please.

 

I think most cities have bylaws preventing people from owning monkeys, so you may get lucky even if they somehow do win it.

[dineke]

He won't die, remember last year when Brandon McCarthy got hit? he didn't died

 

There's a chance, he was bleeding from the ear. Hopefully it's not that serious.

[GD]

He won't die, remember last year when Brandon McCarthy got hit? he didn't died

 

He had to have f***ing brain surgery

[GD]

People were telling me Nolin

 

Please no

[declan_44]

I just asked him. He says "Monkeymore"

 

Haha

 

He's a big macklemore fan

 

If/When they don't win, get him a Rockies jersey with Monkeymore on the back. It would be funny to see that walking down King st.

[TO1]

Lincon's FB command is s***. He's not even close to where the catcher sets up. He's always off by a foot. Garbage.

[fatcowxlive]

Please no

 

I agree, maybe it's McGuire.

[declan_44]

I suspect we won't hear much about Happ tonight. They'll want to scan but I suspect there will be a fair bit of swelling which would need to go down for an accurate scan

[GD]

I agree, maybe it's McGuire.

 

Why the f*** didn't we just sign Oswalt? Is Javvy Vazquez still around?

[fatcowxlive]

Melk!

[GD]

f*** YEAH MELKY! There's some tubby-guy range!

[Dylan]

I thought that one might be gone.

 

Lets go Blue Jays!

[declan_44]

Nice Melk!

[Abomination]

I agree, maybe it's McGuire.

 

I think Moyer is still available. Maybe if he goes on Delabar's throwing program he can bring his fastball velocity up above Dickey's knuckleball.

[o2cui2i]

way to run it down Melky!!!

 

come on bats!!

[fatcowxlive]

Why the f*** didn't we just sign Oswalt? Is Javvy Vazquez still around?

 

Because AA's dumn lol

 

Isn't Vasquez retired?

[fatcowxlive]

I think Moyer is still available. Maybe if he goes on Delabar's throwing program he can bring his fastball velocity up above Dickey's knuckleball.

 

Hahah Zing!!

[GD]

I wonder if we could go for a young, MLB ready kind of starter, like a Gilmartin-type.

[Dude]

An estimated 20 to 50% of patients with epidural hematoma experience such a lucid interval.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucid_interval

 

 

Can you stop playing internet doctor you're being f***ing annoying man

[GD]

Because AA's dumn lol

 

Isn't Vasquez retired?

 

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2013/05/cafardo-on.html

 

"Teams are still monitoring Javier Vazquez's recovery from knee surgery because he could be talked into pitching again and could be a solid mid-rotation starter. Vazquez was in winter ball and wanted to come back to the majors, but the knee issue seemed to put that to rest. For the right contract, however, he can have a change of heart."

 

From two days ago.

[eastcoastjaysfan]

I looked away... Was there THAT much blood?