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I asked AI to draw a picture of a turd in a Xmas box with the initials IKF on it but it couldn't figure it out... some turds defy logic I guess...

Old man Votto doesn't provide a lot of value anymore except to wave his hat around... admittedly he got BABID'd last season but at 40+ I'm not taking that gamble

Gibby is honestly the best. Just to confirm, you paid somethin for that and it's not some AI s***?

f*** our holidays. I opened by gift from the Blue Jays and it was a box of turds aka IKF.

Imagine giving a turd $15M

Thanks for nothing ShAtkins

Wtf is this s*** Isiah Kiner-Falefa is trash. Wow overpay!

He really squared that hanging breaking ball, saw it all the way. Too bad he couldn't do it more.

Hahahah f*** the O's

Referring to Vlad and Bichette obviously. Both athletes in their own way, though talented, are morons. Bichette doesn't know you have to tag up from third base on a fly ball to the outfield (something most little leaguers know). Vlad gets picked off second base in the most crucial game of the season in an absolutely embarrassing turn of events. Both these characters still think 'trying harder' is the way to play baseball in important games. Maybe a rookie might make that mistake. So obviously they are slow learners. Bo, for all the hype he gets as a hitter, is pretty overrated. Ya'll know he was 5th worst in all of baseball with a 4.5% walk rate. How long is that success going to last? Further out of 212 players with at least 400 ABs he was 48th in wRC+. Can you say meh? I don't know what's going on with Vlad's bat but it's obviously unacceptable for a first baseman, that's supposed to lead the team offensively, to be a barely average hitter. It's just sad if these are the two guys that are supposed to be the faces of the franchise.

f***. We shoulda played the Rays....

Well Bichette needs to use his grown up voice then

Didn't Bichette take out springer last year, dumb f***

RF G. Springer R DH Brandon Belt L 1B V. Guerrero R SS Bo Bichette R 2B Cavan Biggio L C A. Kirk R CF K. Kiermaier L 3B Matt Chapman R LF D. Varsho L

Can the Jays score more than 1-2 runs off Pablo is the question ?

Here we go.... every time the Jays lose a game.. "Manager this, manager that, manager manager manager"... it's the low IQ blame game

Uh oh

f*** Belt cranked that lol.. old man Belt can swing a bat

Much needed win, Bassitt is a stud! Belt is back! Maybe Chapman is coming back?!

ffs

Ur a retard

"Secret weapon" Romano blowing games with his banged up finger nail

In all honesty I'd rather watch paint dry then watch another pitchers duel

This game is so exciting I can barely contain myself.. can't you see?

Ugly start but Ryu has pitched great up until now and TBR is the third best offense in baseball, will give him a mulligan on this one.