Blue Jays Molly

This is f***ing garbage. This series is over. Gun, meet temple. I'm not even joking. Goodbye forever.

These are not f***ing strikes... at all.

You shouldn't be.

Well, I wasn't talking to you. You chose to reply.

Look: I'm not doing anything wrong. I'm just emotional because I have an unhealthy addiction to a sports team, and a big part of my happiness depends on them winning.

I didn't say that. You did.

Just ignore me if you don't like what I'm saying.

Sir, what is your problem?

It's really obvious that the Indians care more.

^this I want it to go away. It's an addiction, and it's not fun.

I upped it to 4 nude pics if the Jays win this series... which they won't.

Can't help it. Been a Jays fan since I was little, so it's built into my schema. I don't want to be, but I can't help it. It sucks...

Why? What did I do?

What do you mean? I literally just said it.

This s*** makes me suicidal...