Somehow this team is cursed. In order to render the curse defeated I recommend a trifold course of action:
1. Bring back Tony Bass.
2. Re-sign Roberto Osuna from whatever godforsaken Mexican league he is currently wallowing in.
3 Restore Roberto Alomar to the Level of Excellence.
Then, only then, will this dark cloud of piss poor baseball leave us.
Ignore my advice at your peril.