HeatherCollins

I'm simply here to make all of you happy. We are all jays fans, and while others talk about things, I do things. I want to see us win the WS, and I am very open minded as to what you boys want me to do. I only have one limit, but I am willing to ensure our victory, even if it involves my bumhole.

I admit, I'm not 16

Actually, I'm Heather Collins, a juno award winner, and a hard core jays fan. Please retract.

I realize that supporting the arts is challenging for many. Being a Canadian, and a proud one, I feel that the importance of the anthem is critical to team success. When Anne Murray sang the anthem during 1992, it sent shockwaves through my entire body, and I may have had an orgasm. While, I'm not glad that Michael Burgess died, I feel his passing was a blessing in disguise, as he was not a baseball fan and had bad breath, so, I am glad he won't be singing this year. In terms of Cito, I would let him, Robbie and Candy Maldonado do a train on me.

I am a new member, and a hardcore Blue Jays fan, and am a recording artist. I was aware of the anthem singer due to my connections with ACTRA, and other organizations that support talented Canadian artists, such as myself. While, I do not consider myself in Alanis' league, I realize that my music and contributions to society, make a significant impact on people's days, and routines. As a comparison, I would consider either Bif Naked, or Jan Arden, my Canadian equal. That said, I don't want to be compared to Jan Arden from a physical perspective.

It is confirmed that Alanis Morrisette will be singing the anthems.

Did I do a good job on my first thread? I think I should get to do the GDT because I am hot.

This is my first anthem, and am a bit nervous. I'm only 16 years old.

Seriously. Does anyone know who is doing the anthem and pitch?

Who gets the honours after 22 years of futility? I am predicting an Anne Murray or Gordon Lightfoot gig, with an outside Russell Martin's dad chance. For the pitch, my guess is Robbie or Joe.