West Texas Forever

Got lucky there

Don't throw any strikes to this beast.

f***sakes fatty

Donaldson just said "I can't see s***" lol

7-4 KC haha krod imploded.

Stroshow and a blimp appearance!!

Right in the ribs. Ouffff

This team could be heating up at the right time everyone!!!

Jays got this book it.

That's the hitting I enjoy. Non selfish at bats.

Stroman was snapchat the night away in the distillery district with Pillar and Travis last night. Clearly he's still drunk.

North West Territories that's a far ways away.

Detroit is a better team than Baltimore, tougher Wild Card match up for sure.

Phew. Get runs boys

Come on throw strikes.

Let's get this win here Jays!

Now I won't be able to sleep tonight, thanks

Zeek's route to that ball.

JD!!!

Because he is an ass pelican.

Don't let them back in this Happ.

From the Mariners subreddit hahah "I arrived as gates opened and all I saw around me was a sea of blue. Parking attendants, security lines, concessions, ticket helpers - they all had a comment on how nice it was to see a Mariners fan. This continued as I walked into the stadium and was overwhelmed by an enormous amount of 20 year old Drake inspired Torontoians engulfing the stadium. Section 341, Row 13, I took my seat and watched the stadium fill. Before I knew it there was no Mariners fans around me, everywhere was that Blue Jay's Blue and Canadian accents. I've never see Safeco so electric, and was a little disappointed that it was for a team other than the Mariners. The most amazing part of the night had to be when the anthems were performed. The entire stadium was singing the Canadian national anthem and roaring as loud as I've heard it in sometime at Safeco, I knew I was in for a long night. All I could do was PRAY the Mariners put one on the board to quite this crowd down. I knew deep down we would get the bats going. Taijuan was pitching (somewhat) well, aside from some early walks. It became clear to me though the bats would not get going... Sometimes you can just tell with this Mariners team by the 3rd or 4th that tonight just isn't the night! Praying, Praying, Praying, Encarnacion jacked a two run blast out of the park. Everyone rose to their feet, everyone besides me. High 5's, beer spilling, screams and laughs. I felt so small, people were high fiving over me and trying to give me a high five with my Mariners hat on. It was a crazy experience and truly felt like I was the away team. I don't know exactly why I am writing this other than to recap an absolutly wild night. I knew the Canadians would come out, but I didn't expect them to fill OUR stadium like that in the middle of a playoff push. If the Mariners won last night and quieted that crowd, I would have been 100% confident we are playoff ready."

This new Jays team is making me so happy, taking pitches for balls, going the other way *runs to Yonge street to get my spot in line for the World Series parade*

If I moved to the Czech Republic I would learn that language after 5 years trust.

Depends on where you're from but I agree, I shut mine down pretty good unless I am drunk then I start saying "rouff" and "y'all"