Ambassador Ch0n

WorkING Joe, not Worker Joe, ya ESL dummy. Good gayme, doe.

Do you have any f***ing idea how many old fat degenerate gambler losers populate this forum? Those oxygen thieves are superstitious as f***. They're absolutely serious, but cloak it in a joking tone because even they realize how pathetic it is. But still, f*** off back to reddit.

You're trying too hard bro, gotta build up that post count before you go full troll Wilnercibia.

Can you believe that I completely forgot about him? Neither can I.

But then who closes?! ;-) 2016 1 2 3 Hutchison 4 Osuna 5 Sanchez Lots of changes on the pitching side to come in the next few months. Personally I'd be tempted to give Price a 6/180 in this situation, with both Muehrle and Dickey looking set to leave and the ~$30M that would free up, plus all the little fish like Romero, Estrada, Izturis and Navarro coming off the books.

Unless we enter 2016 with a stacked rotation, you give him the chance to establish himself as at the very least a serviceable 4/5. Osuna is the bigger conundrum now methinks when it comes to this particular issue. Still, it's a good problem to have.

Oh please, all us cool kids are using xFAP now.

This was my issue regarding Josh Johnson in 2013; many people said he was just getting unlucky with a high BABIP and HR/FB% against, whilst I thought that OF COURSE he's getting smoked in those statistical categories when he was throwing flat 90mph beachballs middle-high. BABIP and HR/FB% need to be tracked relative to pitch location/break/speed, and a quality ranking system for pitches needs to be developed based on how well MLB hitters deal with said categories of pitches in order to be truly meaningful IMO, because when you just blanket assume that every pitcher should regress to a certain historical mean regarding certain stats based on what thousands of pitchers have done over hundreds of thousands of innings, then you're not accounting for s*** pitches deserving to get hit hard consistently, not due to bad luck but because, well, MLB hitters hit s*** pitches for better results than good pitches, by and large.

Neither do I. Good luck.

Holy. f***ing. s***. :-/

You're trying way too hard. He literally did nothing but express an opinion that you disagree with, you little fascist. Time to put on your Big Boy Pants there kiddo, if you're this sensitive the real world is going to eat you alive after high school.

Can Tulo pitch worth a damn? Honestly feel like this club needs 2 improvements at SP, not just 1.

Jesus f*** okay I'm sorry, you seem harmless, but good god you rustle the f*** outta me man. I promise to berate you less, and be more constructively polite about it from now on.

They're just horny kids man, stop being so mean. Virgins gon' Virg. And be sure to follow John on Twitter.