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  1. Smedley Butler
    .500 team back up to .500? Time to get our hopes up boys and girls! Lolo
  2. Smedley Butler
    Wtf is this, you're like the third person to try to drag me into their s***? I plainly stated that I'm disgusted by their lack of self-esteem and avoid them these days, yet I'm a loser because of some ex-friends' loserish behaviour? K.
  3. Smedley Butler
    Did you miss the part where I stated that I avoid them these days? It's sad how much some guys change once they fall under the spell of some wench. Used to be cool guys, the second some girl started giving it up without them having to make an effort, they gave up on themselves. Ugh.
  4. Smedley Butler
    Marriage is for men that are no longer attractive to women and are desperate to lock down some poor girl to hopefully guarantee themselves 5 mins of boring missionary once or twice a year. All of my friends in committed relationships are absolutely miserable, and carry themselves like resigned, defeated little beta bitches whilst their new mommies dominate them completely. I take their calls less and less these days, mostly to defend my own sanity. Two of them proposed to their girl only AFTER they caught them cheating on them. Rofl says I. And yeah Oscar is great. If I ever get that old, I hope I'm still as big of an ******* as that guy was.
  5. Smedley Butler
    Stoeten just mad that the dude he banged last Saturday didn't cum in his mouth.
  6. Smedley Butler
    Dude's old. Senility is a fact of life. It'll happen to most of us if we're unfortunate enough to live to such a decrepit old age. Nobody has caught his slip calling Santos Sanchez yet though, so he's ahead of the game thus far. Incidentally, I always picture the Oscar character from that Corner Gas show whenever this guy posts.
  7. Smedley Butler
    Can't, not at home. Have another beer.
  8. Smedley Butler
    Rofl
  9. Smedley Butler
    Honestly, I've watched maybe 10 mins of Jays ball this season so far. I regret nothing. You're all insane.
  10. Smedley Butler
    More like a 50% difference over Goins? I thought you said you were smaaaaht wtf kid?
  11. Smedley Butler
    A season of quiet, calm despair is unfolding before us. As per the custom, I shall remain calm, and urge others to also remain calm with me.
  12. Smedley Butler
    Olerud holding it down in the Calm Thread, keeping everyone calm.
  13. Smedley Butler
    Agreed. Only fat old men drink beer. Any thread where somebody mentions beer immediately goes off the rails with eleventybazillion posts of "well I was at X and tried a pint of X and I liked it". f***ing losers. Ugh.
  14. Smedley Butler
    Jesus f*** who gives a damn. Beer is for the fat and unemployed who have yet to discover the joys of meth, leave them to it.
  15. Smedley Butler
    Does using a catheter hurt......I always flinch when they show those......medical commercials where old farts wax lyrical about.......their new catheters that......are apparently tapered at the end.....and are self-lubricating........unlike.......their dessicated wives........but still, at the.......end of.....the day............................................................................................................................................................you're still shoving......a plastic hosepipe into.........your cock and up into......your.......bladder.....I mean, just f***ing kill........me already ya.........know?
  16. Smedley Butler
    I'm just in disbelief that none of our starters have gone down to injury yet.
  17. Smedley Butler
    Yeah I guess, it's RPG-lite I suppose, more of a stealth/action title. I STILL enjoy Skyrim to this day, talk about replay value.
  18. Smedley Butler
    It doesn't do it for me, and I usually love open-world RPG's. I got bored of it after like an hour, too much button-mashing, feels like the game is playing itself to me. Elder Scrolls and Fallout series are my crack RPG-wise, can't wait for the next installments of those franchises. John, nothing official yet but it's heavily rumoured for June, many sites listing June for pre-orders.
  19. Smedley Butler
    Same here regarding my ps4 sitting idle due to a dearth of appealing games. Fifa14 was the only no-brainer for me so far, now waiting for The Show obviously, plus GTA V in June. I cracked and got Dark Souls 2 for my 360 because it looks like it might be a while before they release it on PS4.
  20. Smedley Butler
    Wow. In my 20 years following this team I've never seen anything like this. Unreal.
  21. Smedley Butler
    3 walks, 2 HBP. The very definition of beating yourself.
  22. Smedley Butler
    Somebody needs to make a thread where people confess all the weird little OCD s*** they do to try and change the team's luck when watching at home. I'm not too bad when it comes to baseball, but watching the Raptors? You'd think I was insane.
  23. Smedley Butler
    My butthurt from that joke of a trade has yet to fade.
  24. Smedley Butler
    Uhhhhhhhh..........no.
  25. Smedley Butler
    Uhhhhh........no.
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