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  1. Smedley Butler
    "And then I was all, like......three years........9 mil per. lol You game, bro? You should have seen the look on his agent's face, lol, TOTALLY despaired the f*** outta 'em both, man!"
  2. Smedley Butler
    Playing an agent to despair is no easy task, however he gave it a valiant effort. O's obviously despaired them a little better than we did.
  3. Smedley Butler
    At this point I would rage if they did sign this bum.
  4. Smedley Butler
    "If we don't make the playoffs this year, we'll make them next year. If we don't make them next year, we'll make them to year after that!" Edit: and it was a "3-year competitive window" when they changed plans and went "all-in", let's not shift the goalposts now just because their supposed window closed after about 2 months.
  5. Smedley Butler
    I think what's happening here is that Alex is trying to play us to despair.
  6. Smedley Butler
    Boy, do you realize how much nerd rage this post will ignite?
  7. Smedley Butler
    No thank you. That would be the worst thing they could do at this point IMO. Our direction is set, that guy alone doesn't change it.
  8. Smedley Butler
    Whatever, we keep our picks and keep an extra spot open for some young cost-controlled arm to join the rotation after the inevitable tear-down begins in 5 months.
  9. Smedley Butler
    I just discovered another internet is available. http://video.adultswim.com/tim-and-eric-awesome-show-great-job/the-innernette.html
  10. Smedley Butler
    Oh no, in that case then hopefully the innernette deletes all her pics.
  11. Smedley Butler
    Hundreds of images for you to perve over, genteelmen. Canada's reigning Super Duper Sexy Girlie Tennis Player Champion. https://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&site=imghp&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1600&bih=844&q=eugenie+bouchard&oq=eugenie+bouchard&gs_l=img.3..0l10.969.3413.0.4159.16.8.0.8.8.0.138.690.4j4.8.0....0...1ac.1.35.img..1.15.589.ZL_oxkPL2Ik#facrc=_&imgdii=_&imgrc=s60NNyxuzVBepM%253A%3BAY0imf8nxfUYxM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fallowhertoplay.files.wordpress.com%252F2013%252F12%252F574825-eugenie-bouchard.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fallowhertoplay.wordpress.com%252F2013%252F12%252F22%252Feugenie-bouchard-looks-to-build-on-breakthrough-season-in-wta%252F%3B640%3B427
  12. Smedley Butler
    I imagine I'd get on with the guy pretty well, to be honest. He seems like a man's man. Being able to get f***ed up with your girl's dad who happens to be a millionaire and has a reputation as a good-time kind of guy...........so long as I don't beat her up or play her out hard, what do you have to worry about? Sounds like he'd be a blast to know if you stay on his good side.
  13. Smedley Butler
    The middle one is cute enough, let's say 7. The other two aren't doing it for me at all. Eugenie Bouchard is a marketer's wet dream, though. Mmmm hmmm. Tennis players always have the best bodies.
  14. Smedley Butler
    She's nowhere near to being your dream girl perhaps, but don't act like you don't jump all over that in an alternate universe where chicks that look like her throw themselves at you. "Sorry babe, you're just not my type. Scoot over, I want to hit F5 on the Jays' board again".
  15. Smedley Butler
    There's your problem, then.
  16. Smedley Butler
    Looks shooped, that's nuts. I read someplace that we like large eyes/lips as they denote high estrogen levels/fertility, never looked into it however.
  17. Smedley Butler
    Quickly Alex, get on the phone with his agent and play him to despair!
  18. Smedley Butler
    Ahhh gotcha. And yup, Saoirse (?) is a hottie. So was Emma Watson until she went and chopped her hair off. Honestly, the whole short hair/pixie cut trend has to die. Nothing brings a girl's SMV down more than short hair.
  19. Smedley Butler
    ty much better
  20. Smedley Butler
    http://img.pandawhale.com/15873-0iU1Wjpg-dTrG.jpeg
  21. Smedley Butler
    Every single internet message board, whenever someone shows a pic of a hot girl between the ages of 16-21, some geriatric ex-man who is petrified of his own feelings of attraction towards teen girls raises their head and attempts to shame men for being heterosexual. You have daughter/s, we get it. Other men find your daughters hot, too, unless they're fugly, so just grow up already.
  22. Smedley Butler
    Well kids, we didn't add any wins to our roster this week, but we did publicly insult the camps of the two best remaining free agent pitchers for no apparent reason. All in all, a very productive few days. Pumped for 2014!
  23. Smedley Butler
    So basically, our FO is trolling the living f*** outta Ervin, Ubaldo and their respective agents for some reason. Maybe Alex doesn't like the cut of their jib. Edit: I think the way this plays out is that basically Alex is going to do everything he can to ascertain the current location of their jimmies, and use this information to rustle them severely.
  24. Smedley Butler
    It'd be interesting to see if thousands of players could send in the results of their seasons for certain teams, they average it all out, see how closely it correlates to the real world results for that team that year. That kind of sample should even out the chances for outliers to skew the data, you'd have to think.
  25. Smedley Butler
    Damnit, you fackers are making me want to get this now. Been busy s***ing myself in 7 Days To Die for the past few weeks, counting down the minutes 'til the 18th to DL Banished, now you guys making me want to dive into this sheit. I really should just quit my job already.
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