Smedley Butler
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?? I think your calendar is broken.
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Not threadworthy so I'll just put this here; anyone catch the new ads for the team this year, specifically the theme song they're using? "Can you love me again?". Rofl f*** right off you incompetent jerks.
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Agreed on all points.
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That second half was giving me a heart attack. I'm shocked that everything came up roses, shocked I tells ya...... Leafs 3rd in the East, Raptors 3rd in the East, TFC looking better......never been a better time to be a Toronto sports fan, right? ;-) Facking Blooooh Hyays bringing up the rear right now.
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Holy f***ing s*** man, I hurt my hand punching the wall in joy after that second Defoe goal. =D
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Lawrie's ex is on a MTV dating reality show
Smedley Butler replied to Spoonovic's topic in Toronto Blue Jays Talk
I'm the exact opposite; If the body does it for me, I don't even care what the face looks like. -
Where you live in the UK? I grew up in North Yorkshire, Scarborough to be exact. How the F you a Jays fan, I'm guessing you immigrated there from Canadia?
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Rofl Thanks man, I needed a good laugh.
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Lawrie's ex is on a MTV dating reality show
Smedley Butler replied to Spoonovic's topic in Toronto Blue Jays Talk
Pretty face, lovely eyes, but too skinny for my taste. And reading all this ish about bars and chicks is making me want to go out, like now. And I don't even drink. -
......and in other Earth-shattering news, 2 plus 2 has been shown to equal 4.
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To be honest, I really don't think that any man who is shorter than 5' 10" has any excuse for being alive. Just f*** off and die already you selfish ****s. We don't need your hobbit asses polluting our gene pool.
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Well that settles it then; he's signing with the Mariners in late May.
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Santana successfully despaired two fanbases today. He took this round man, don't lie.
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rofl Just came back on here to see if we got him or not, I cracked the f*** UP when I saw the posts that came after 5pm........... ECJF, roll one up man. You sound like you need it. ;-)
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He's on Wikipedia right now, studying up on the female body. In a few minutes he might go upstairs and ask his mom a few questions too, just to be sure.
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You measure your manliness based on pulling predictions out of your ass on the internet? I predict you will die a virgin. There. :-)
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Okay Zee, we get it. You're playing a girl. A female girl.
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Which is why I added that caveat in the first place; hard to feel good about a prediction when you're not sure which Josh Johnson is going to show up this year. It's like trying to guess how fast Usain Bolt is going to run the 100m after recovering from breaking his leg a month ago.
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He f***ing broke xFIP last year, man.
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If someone had a gun to my head I'd say something around a 4.10 xFIP, if he's fully healthy.
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Uh oh, you've really gone and done it now............SABR-based mockery to begin momentarily.
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Jesus f***..........in what scenario would he not have a chance? Not exactly a bold statement.
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KBO strikeout leader Radhames Liz signs with Jays
Smedley Butler replied to jaysfan2014's topic in Toronto Blue Jays Talk
Hard to fault moves like this. Nice signing. -
Dickey Morrow Buehrle Santana Porcello We'd have a fighting chance, at least.
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Seriously though, Bean Stringfellow (rofl!!11!!1) and Ervin Santana have been despaired to within an inch of their lives by AA this offseason. Win.
