Boys and girls, I have no idea what the f*** this is.
Reason tells you it won't continue. Logic tells you it has to end. No rotation featuring Dickey, Stroman and Happ can play .600 baseball. This lineup can't continue scoring 6 runs a game. Who the f*** is Juan Francisco and what have you done with the replacement level scrub we signed that no one wanted? How has million old Mark Buehrle morphed into a top 3 pitcher in the game? Where is the Melky Cabrera we saw from last year? Tolleson, Pillar, Kratz, are they seriously getting the job done vs left handed pitching? When's that going to end? Seriously, when is this all going to end?
That's the pessimist in me.
But you know what, maybe we'll keep mashing. Maybe we'll keep mashing and mask our pitching deficiencies. We'll ride this sick lineup all the way to the post season. How many games did the bullpen blow in April? We could be 40-21 now if not for Santos and all those bullpen shenanigans early on the year. That's a pretty big f***ing sample size, over one third of the way in. I got news for you. There are 101 games left and a .500 record gets us 88 wins and a playoff birth, if not a division title. It's getting early late boys and I am absolutely motherf***ing loving life.
Who's ready to beat the motherf***ing Cardinals? Let's get this s*** on!!!