Part of me wishes this is how it was for me, but it's too late for that since everyone who knows me is aware of my obsession with baseball. After the trade deadline, suddenly everyone had to talk to me about the Jays, and it was pretty unbearable. Then after Donaldson won the Hank Aaron award, someone was like "well, at least Donaldson won something" and I was like "he's going to win the MVP soon..." and they were like "I don't know, it might be Bautista." They were actually serious. I don't want to have those conversations with people anymore.