Hate to be the bearer of bad news but I have some overwhelming evidence that cannot be overlooked:
http://i.imgur.com/rd8A6WA.png
Yep, the Jays are a pedestrian 6-17 following the release of a new Sharknado film. (Sharknado 3 came out two days ago)
To make matters worse the Mariners have a league leading 19-4 record in that same timespan, the stats don't lie.
RIP this series, hopefully we can salvage a game against Happ.