I would 100% be into locking Kikuchi to a new deal... I'm sure he loves the org for helping him/having faith.
Kirk ate whatever his kid didn't eat during snack/supper time, including his own meals.
Yimi may be using stem cell injections into his brain/arm.
Varsho playing CF maximizes his value!
If they were clever, they would have opted to amputate their hands and allow them to regenerate during the offseason. That's the approach Jansen takes, but with each regeneration, the bones become progressively weaker.