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This poor kid has to face this lineup in Toronto in his first major league start.

LOL at Plouffe holding his glove up to block lipreading.

lol at the airtime this whole thing has gotten. It was never even close to being a thing. The MLB equivalent of this conversation is discussing if the Jays not signing Darvish was a mistake.

At least I'm not the flake now.

Nicely done JD

I think he was changing gears entirely.

What gives on our negotiations felines rectum?

You can mock me, but I'm not kidding. Be careful who you trust your password to.

Lucky for you, King was just trying to figure out who the highest monetary bidder for Trout was.

The only name that really sticks out for me that hasn't been mentioned yet is Zach Lee.

I've forgotten more than you know about whatever it is this conversation is referring to

nice.

I hope I end up on or under your hammer o2. I've always had a thing for swedes

I fail to see the connection between the two quoted posts and each other, and then either of them to your post

Dude, who the f*** cares. Let it go.

The lack of appreciation is disappointing.

Fixed the Jays lineup. Sorry gang

Thanks, EE is DH

Drew Hutchison ® vs Tyler Duffey ® Tuesday, Aug 5 7:07 PM ET Lineups Blue Jays: 1. Tulowitzki SS 2. Donaldson 3B 3. Bautista RF 4. Encarnacion DH 5. Colabello 1B 6. Martin C 7. Goins 2B 8. Pillar CF 9. Revere LF Twins: 1. Hicks CF 2. Dozier 2B 3. Mauer 1B 4. Miguel Sano ® DH 5. Plouffe 3B 6. Eddie Rosario (L) LF 7. Escobar SS 8. Fryer C 9. Robinson LF Game Preview by Min: Things are going pretty swell these days, aren't they? 3 in a row, 6 of 7. Looking to keep the train rolling against a young pitcher making his first career start. Oh, it's in the Rogers Centre and he's prone to flyballs. Let's see how that goes for the young man. Tulo and Dondaldson hit bombs last night, who's it gonna be tonight. My money is on EE. James Shields to the Blue Jays? The doctor has prescribed that. Boxy STILL sucks at fantasy sports. Let's refrain from attacks on other members health and well-being tonight, shall we? No Smoak, and the Italian Stallion is batting fifth. Gibbons returns from his suspension. Let's see if Jekyl or Hyde (AKA Good Hutch or bad Hutch) shows tonight. Some afternoon games to keep an eye on, let's hope Cleveland can hold off LAA and the A's can pull it out against the O's. If everything breaks right, we'll be in a tie for the first WC by about 10pm this evening. I'm gonna go out on a limb and guarantee a Yankees loss tonight, you're welcome. Also TwistedLogic is not as valuable as he would like to believe, given he was not confident enough to attach himself to the outcome of last night's game because he "wasn't on the first page". What a diva. The Mark Lowe forgiveness tour is in full swing. Let's throw some benefit of the doubt in Revere's direction too, please. I expect two singles and a SB for the kid tonight. Oh, and Marcus Stroman is scheduled to begin rehab in less than three weeks. How f***ing neat is that? Will we see him closing games down the stretch? Is he our Adam Wainwright? Who's to say... I foresee another win, but either way it's gonna be fun tonight, and a fun two months. Most importantly though...... LET'S GO BLUE JAYS!

can't open urban dict at work

sfw?

wow

What the heck is a dick tuck.

Guys I make an offhand comment about trading Stanton for Correa, got to a meeting for an hour, and come back to two pages worth of discussion and 3 PMs. Relax everyone, it was a joke!

I'll trade you Stanton for Correa