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Dude, by being on here we are all nerds to some degree, and you're the nerdiest of us all.

Everyone knows Hurl is the hottest member of the board, and everyone else is just fighting for second place. Wait, what was I saying about daddy issues....?

Dinger, come to think of it this may be a manifestation of my daddy issues

Ang. Cola over Barney is a very unique choice

To me Dickey is a bit of a wholesome teddy bear sort of older guy who's obviously not that hot but I don't find repulsive by any means. On the other hand, Sanchez to me looks like a bad cross between a squirrel and an elf, with bad acne to boot. Hard pass for me

Dickey > Sanchez.

I'm abstaining from voting given I can see everyone's list, but Saunders is underrated I think. He looks very similar to Donaldson, actually. Same type of "attractiveness"

4 lists are in

Great buy-low candidate

WE HAVE AN EARLY LEADER. Let's see if this individual can hold his lead, and be the first champion of "Min's Annual Hottest Jays Rankings". Doing so in wire-to-wire fashion would be an even more impressive feat.

I forgot to add how they look in full denim. Crucial mistake.

2 LISTS ARE IN!!! cf

I'd suggest that the rationale for these rankings be at the discretion of the ranker. By that I mean whatever they determine to factor into an individual being hot is allowable to be considered. This includes, but is not limited to, facial aesthetics, physique, personality, sexual adventurousness, sense of humour, etc.

This might kill two birds with one stone now that I think about it. Compiling a very important and comprehensive list of the hottest Jays, while also identifying (and perhaps if we're lucky even banning) a few bigots.

Sometimes simplicity is better.

Jesus Christ. This is the Northest thing ever. You're a Mod, feel free to edit my post however you see fit. I'm sure as hell not making a f***ing ranking system, but if you want to implement one, I will comply and compile results.

It's easy, rank the hottest Jays! The rules are simple: 1. Send me your list of Jays, from hottest to not hottest by PM before Friday night at 11:59. The list of eligible Jays are listed below. Please rank every player. 2. Try not to influence the rankings of others, but healthy discussion on the merits (or lack thereof) of any Jays player is fine. 3. Don't be homophobic. It's not f***ing hard. 4. Feel free to provide commentary with your rankings. However, know that I may choose to include these quotes this in the dramatic reveal from 25-1. 5. I reserve the right to add further rules as they become necessary. 6. Please let me know if you DO NOT consent to having your rankings shared. 7. Have fun! ELIGIBLE JAYS Jose Bautista Troy Tulowitzki Josh Donaldson Ben Revere Marcus Stroman Russell Martin Roberto Osuna Kevin Pillar Edwin Encarnacion Aaron Sanchez RA Dickey Marco Estrada Ryan Goins Chris Colabello Devon Travis Drew Hutchison Aaron Loup Justin Smoak Dalton Pompey Michael Saunders Brett Cecil Darwin Barney JA Happ Josh Thole Jesse Chavez

I'll do it.

Nah. Silvergun and I have both consensually violated and been violated by each other over the years. We cool.

You. I like you.

Hot: Bautista Stroman Russ Estrada Saunders Pillar? (he's got all the tangibles, but there's something about his eyes that turns me off... He looks constantly smashed, or something) Not Hot: Osuna Sanchez (quite possibly the ugliest person in the league) Colabello Loup Smoak Everyone else is somewhere in the middle

It's a dirty job, but someones gotta do it.

yw plz send request for video of said event to NJH@dickheadcommish.com

That's fine guys, I'll go f*** myself.