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Right, what I'm trying to figure out is the total % of offspeed pitches faced vs. the % of pitches with banging to see if they always banged or just chilled out some games.

Has anyone compared the bang % with offspeed %? Maybe Altuve was just getting more fastballs? If not, certainly gives a shitload of merit to the buzzer accusation. I'm just confused as to why only Altuve would be wearing a buzzer.

It's also the exact same list, twice.

Their attempt to sound hip when your team name is stupid. Also, probably an admission on their part that "Leafs" is spelled incorrectly. What's especially strange to me is that a bud is the early stage of a leaf, but I was informed that the leaves were named after some army ********. Which one is it? Why don't you just call them the cadets or whatever as a nickname? I guess I've been correct this entire time.

Go speak Russian than, commie

Fire this clown immediately

Any excuse to talk about how awesome Matt Olson is should be taken imo

Matt Olson broke his hamate bone in the first week last year and hit almost 40 dingers in 127 games.

Watch this in honour of connorp

I believe you transferred league power to me, so I have veto power. Being said, I will not activate it, for now.

Really, you don't like these? I feel like this might be a top 5 hat in baseball.

It's almost like every team is equally talented

Reported? Sorry Jim, we don't live in your communist utopia where thought crimes are a thing quite yet. Also, the irony.

You're welcome

Damn, Connor. Even I never thought you were this f***ed up.

I believe it's 9 just the way Allah intended, Allahu Akbar

You sure do have standards for someone who can't get a date without leaving the country.

Ah, now I see the issue. You think women are just things to look at. One day you need to realize you have to talk to her once in awhile.

So are you pretending to be a Muslim this time? Best fake Muslim: Connorp Sweeping these awards, my friend.

I'm blessed with a hair free ass, thankfully. Just a little bit on the chode and inner lining of my butt cheeks.

Best Overall Poster: My boy P2F. No nepotism at all. Funniest Poster: NJH Nicest Poster: Terminator Best Foreign Poster: stupid category Dumbest Poster: Bobthe4th Most out of touch poster: Bobthe4th Best Female Poster: I don't think we have any Best New Poster/Rookie Of The Year: EMK Comeback poster of the year: N/A Most Annoying Poster: j4l19 Best Troll: NJH Best Mod: Hurl Worst Mod: BTS Best infrequent poster: King Thread of the year: idk one where Spanky gets shitfaced and says a bunch of dumb s***. So every thread I guess Best new board meme: nothing comes to mind Biggest disappointment (decent poster that slipped): Dr. Dinger (because he posts less) and King (same reason) Worst Overall Poster: pretty close between Jim and Bob. Give em half a vote each. Worst Troll: west Texas forever, or whatever his current alias is. Best BJMB fantasy player: Gotta be King. Pity mention for P2F but I still hate Spencer Turnbull with a passion. Favourite poster: P2F Hottest takes: Abom Most fragile poster: Bobthe4th Baldest poster: Connor Most likely to be mistaken for Samwise Gamgee: Connor Best hotel mirror selfies: Connorp Best connoisseur of imported Slavic brides: Connorp Best board podcast: Radio Scouts

I hope not. It looks dated and s*****. The new dark blue/light blue alternate hats are dope af though.

Ah, a tragic side effect of having an undesirable flat ass, it's hard to understand the concept that women like a nice ass on a guy. This is like asking why men would be interested in pics of a woman's ass, which is obviously a stupid question.

Kirk isn't a bad defensive catcher.

Yeah, thanks for taking unauthorized action on your own accord, without notifying anyone or asking permission and f***ing up the draft. Sorry you're not getting more people thanking you for this great work.