People faking disabilities do indeed consider themselves victims.
Also, I support cochlear implants but the deaf community at large sure don't.
As for your lying, let's see...
Casually picking up numerous women in bars, impossible if you're actually deaf
Stating you've banged the wives of every millionaire alive today
You're a dishonest hack in the politics thread all the time
I could probably find more but that's just off the top of my head. Stop portraying yourself like the second coming of Hugh Hefner. No one is buying it.