A go fund me as the pinned tweet. Some spicy replies!
FTR I find the concept of asking for financial help to lop off your penis to be reasonably humorous.
K Min, to make room for Long, I cut Kyler Murray since he no longer plays baseball. If you want to cut someone else instead for some reason, let me know.
Here's an ultimatum for you guys:
1) treat this as no big deal because it's dinnertime during a weeknight and it isn't like the window was missed by 3 hours
2) Min takes 6 hours to pick
It's Monday night and I'm in the middle of making spaghetti and meatballs. We missed the deadline by 20 minutes. Can you kindly stop being such a hardass?
E: that was autocorrect, f*** your mod powers
They do not react well to their bubbles being burst.
Hard to blame them, though. They have no idea what it's like to be in a romantic relationship.
I mean, when my gf gets mad enough, she throws things at me, lol.
Are we allowed to be honest and say that looked completely insignificant? He tried to forcefully take something from her...he didn't hit her or anything.
Soygraphs
Ok, I had assumed the comments would be filled with beta hipsters who want Baer to never be gainfully employed again (what is with these people and getting off on getting people fired?) And my faith in humanity is restored in that it seems like the betas have been getting downvoted. Did not expect that.
Sheryl Ring sucks. I would add that maybe this was his decision and not Fangraphs' decision as a whole.