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  1. He's the Raptors official nut hugger. expect a lot of Rogers drooling
  2. I'm sure Gibbons is asking for it. AA has given gibbons a plunger and asked him to cut lumber.
  3. I'm sure he's catching something... his problem is that all of his game is off the field. what we need is some hot chicks to convince him that walks get him laid. that must be within AA's budget?
  4. it's not catch baseballs that he's saving his energy for... All those big swings are gettin him laid
  5. if you cant be an athlete, be an athletic supporter http://www.mcdavidusa.com/images/products/323CPR_M.jpg
  6. you could see Jose flinch because he was afraid Lawrie was gonna hurt him.
  7. we know that JPA isn't Egyptian, they walk http://barelyablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/walk_like_an_egyptian500w.jpg
  8. JPA doesn't compete with anyone, he's already a winner. legend in his own lunch time.
  9. cant possibly be worse than Ortiz... that's all he has to tell himself.
  10. I hear the jays have an opening in the mail room for a guy who want to work his way up from the bottom.. or down from the top. it's a 2 way door of opportunity.
  11. lol #Top10Catcher he probably never gets past the JPA part without thinking "I am God" and then forgetting what he was reading. I'd love for JPA to hit Homerz. start with the 2 Homerz in the booth so that we wouldn't have to live with Buck and Tabler. no way they survive a JPA swing unless they make themselves look like ball four off the plate. we all know that's a swing and a miss.
  12. you do realize that reverse psychology doesn't work unless JPA knows it right? bring a sign with you that says JPA CANT WOK!. lol not that he can read, but someone, Kawasaki perhaps, might tell him what it says. "he sperr it wong, you no wok. lol "
  13. hey, it looked like a strike to me...
  14. I could live with most lineups that start with those 5 and dont have JPA in the top 7. lol
  15. thou shalt not have any god before the HR!
  16. they'd find out more about the players from the kids who work in the clubhouse. other scouts are not going to tell you the truth about anything that would give you an upper hand???? as the bat boy, the kid who cleans up the dugout, the guy doing the laundry. they will tell you more of the truth and it wont cost you more than a smile and Wendy's gift certificates.
  17. in the end it is up to the GM what information is used to acquire players. if you have a bunch tobacco chewing hicks who know more about spitting than saber-metrics, who are surrounding a GM who wouldn't know what end of a glove to stick his hand into, this is what to expect??
  18. lulz!
  19. Rios' was at fenway 20ft from the wall down by peskys pole. A really bad play would have been to let it bounce over the wall for a double, but instead if managed to knock the ball 20ft up into the stands. not even close, Thames went up and made a legit attempt and bobbled it over the wall.
  20. the only things that scouts could tell a team, but wont because it would take up too much of their useless lives, would be things like what time a player shows up every day, what kind of an effort does he put in when he thinks no one is looking, if he's an ass or a guy who wants to learn. you could learn more hiding in the tunnels during practice than you do at games. everything at games is on tape and can be broken down into the smallest bits and pieces. the unknown is the kind of person they are and personality does matter. the present jays have some guys with lots of talent, but the mental ability of a 4 year old. the jays scouts should have seen that coming before they were put in the position they are today. so the jays scouts are pretty much useless as tits on a nun. what do you call a sexy nun? sister Suchawaste.
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