I claim no credit for this, but as this is so hilariously funny and apt, I thought I'd repost it here:
HERP DIGGER POSTED:
"Yeah, I'd like to sign up for the $25.00 per month package. That'll be $72.25.
$1.25 CRTC fee
$3.75 Bandwidth fee
$2.00 Emergency service fee
$4.80 Obamacare fee
$11.60 Only service provider in your area fee
$3.25 Not electing for specialty channels fee
$2.15 Cable TV membership fee
$1.00 Printed bill fee
$2.35 Server space required to store your personal information fee
$3.25 We'll see if they don't spot this one fee
$2.35 Fee mediation fee
$8.15 Convenience fee
$1.35 Clairvoyance fee"