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  1. Smedley Butler
    f*** specific sites, just fire up teh google video search and type in whatever perverted s*** gets you off.
  2. Smedley Butler
    Protip: to anyone out there, you ever want to f*** with all these obese shut-ins you see posting vitriolic hateful comments towards me, just mention that you have plans to associate with a woman/women on the weekend, or that you have friends, or even just mentioning that you occasionally leave the house for something other than going to work will probably do it. L........O..........L
  3. Smedley Butler
    Rofl Did you have fun last night drinking alone bud? =)
  4. Smedley Butler
    I'm only a man, not a machine. Well, sometimes I'm a machine. Most of the time, actually. Whatcha doin? Organizing ur stamp collection?
  5. Smedley Butler
    Modz, please rename thread "This team is actually pretty .500".
  6. Smedley Butler
    Yeah, spending a weekend getting wired and having sex is horrible. I'm most likely going to kill myself soon, to be honest. I don't know how much more pleasure I can take before I just end it all. Pray for me.
  7. Smedley Butler
    Always do. People stopped asking about my Monday morning "allergies" a while back. Lol
  8. Smedley Butler
    Smoking hot 41 year old divorced Sicilian broad, olive skin, long black hair, 36C titties and the kind of body that a chick can only get by going to yoga 4 nights a week. No STD's included, I woulda known by now, dick is A-okay, urine is normal. We good to go, son. Enjoy touching your tiny shrimp dick to tranny bukkake this weekend brother. =)
  9. Smedley Butler
    Nope, is doesn't allowed. Thou asketh foreth wayeth tooeth mucheth.
  10. Smedley Butler
    I know, right? Last night chilling with friends, getting stoned and playing vidjya bassball, tonight after gym I'ma grab a couple grams of coke and go stay over at some bitches' place and spend the weekend f***ing the s*** outta her with my coke boner. You? Life is good. I be all about that boxscore lyfe, son and sons.
  11. Smedley Butler
    You need to calm the f*** DOWN Olerud, post haste. The tone of this thread is beginning to become a concern. Not enough calm. The rare air that is 1 game above .500 has spoiled this fanbase for long enough. Time for some losses to right this ship.
  12. Smedley Butler
    Didn't catch it, a couple buddies came by and we dinked around on MLB '14 for PS4 for a few hours whilst getting stoned. Checking boxscores lyfe.
  13. Smedley Butler
    Rooting for succcess feels like a fool's errand this year as our clueless ownership will take anything near 81 wins as a sign of improvement over last year, and this will secure another few years of this clown show Beeston regime. No faith in AA doing the right thing so long as he has that haggard mentally unstable moron looming over him. Le sigh.
  14. Smedley Butler
    Other than the part about selling the rest of the farm for Smardhujdgcbdcgggdbfjhfgiza.
  15. Smedley Butler
    Don't be, hard to disagree with anything in it.
  16. Smedley Butler
    Olerud, definitely the latter. Such a shame that they didn't add any pieces in the offseason, this division is ripe for the picking this year and here we are scuffling around .500 as per usual. Not really feeling this "competitive window", "if we don't make the playoffs this year, we'll make them next year" era, it feels just as hopeless as every season has lately.
  17. Smedley Butler
    Meaningful games in August? Surely you jest. Haven't seen any of those in my 20 years watching this club, so that would indeed be something worth watching. I will not be holding my breath in anticipation of the realization of this miracle, however.
  18. Smedley Butler
    The need to remain calm is just as important whether the team is on a high note or not. Remaining calm during a win streak is next to godliness/cleanliness etc. Still, though, we're .500, can a WS win be that far off? Methinks this is our year to finally win it all and stuff. I'm trying to remain calm, but the fact that we're not only a lock to make the playoffs, but win the WS, just has me so damn.........excited and un-calm. Extend AA and Beeston for life. We're going streaking, boys.
  19. Smedley Butler
    I know, right? Strange f***ing people I tells ya.
  20. Smedley Butler
    Because work? None of the chicks here are worth my breath so I jack around on the innernette during my downtime. Either that or go jerk off in the washroom, that's always a good time-waster too.
  21. Smedley Butler
    At least do this with your non-troll account man, this is just sad. And no, you are undoubtedly a friendless virgin to get so butthurt at the above reply that wasn't even directed towards you. No other explaination is possible. =)
  22. Smedley Butler
    Rofl Why are we here? What is the purpose of existence? Does your god really give a f*** if you jerk off? This is deep s*** you're throwing at me right now meng.
  23. Smedley Butler
    Since 1995 up til this season I prolly caught around 80% of their games, either live or on TV. If I was home and the Jays were on, I was watching. This year? Completely different. They have successfully despaired me to the point that I just can't get excited for a 20th straight season of no meaningful games past June. They have to show me something first before I invest any more of my time and money following this club. We're into year 2 of our 3-year window, boys. Question; what happens in 2016? Do they stop trying at that point because their imaginary little window has passed their arbitrary deadline? Jokes.
  24. Smedley Butler
    Rofl Oh simmer down, believe it or not many of us have lives outside of watching baseball. Don't hate just because you lack options with what to do with yourself after work every day other than fusing your ass to the couch and working on growing your gut.
  25. Smedley Butler
    I'm hardly despaired man, to be completely honest I've watched maybe an hour of Jays ball this entire season so far. I've found that it's much more enjoyable to be a fan of this franchise when I pay as little attention to it as possible. They have to earn back my interest/money after 20 years of sucking cocks, and a 4-game win streak that gets us back to the lofty heights of .500 ball isn't going to do it. It sucks, but I kinda have a contemptuous feeling towards this club right now as try as I might, I just cannot seperate my feelings towards Beeston and AA from the franchise as a whole. The FO needs to GTFO before I can genuinely emotionally invest in this team again.
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