Haha, I'll pass on any direct quotes for now. Trust me you guys should be glad I spare you. Just to give you an idea about how ridiculous I get, though, he legit thought we lost game two of the Texas series with the way I was talking. I honestly can't even remember what I could have been saying during that one, but he was shocked to see that they won. And any time we face the Red Sox (his favourite team), if we're losing, I get irrationally pissed off at him. Like if he starts texting me something unrelated to the game (he works nights and won't get to watch it live, so he just waits to watch the whole thing), and they're winning, I pretty much have to stop myself from being like "shut the f*** up, I do not want to talk to you right now" because that will let him know what's going on in the game. So yeah, I'm kind of the f***ing worst.