Qualifications of a True Cardinal:
1. Know how to play for your HOF managers.
2. Aim those line drives!
Colby Rasmus is clearly the "Anti-True Cardinal". Every time I watch Colby play the game of baseball, he can't seem to aim his line drives. People call it "unlucky", I call it being a f***ing moron. He has no desire to win. When you put on that red bird uniform, it should be an honour and a privilege. Colby takes his spot in CF with his stupid look on his face all the time, and half asses his routes on balls in CF. The man does not have "the will to win" at all. Oh and let's not forget that after Colby was traded, the Cardinals went on to win the world series only 3 months later. Getting rid of that clubhouse problem child was a huge factor in the Cardinals eventually becoming world champions.