We had Bautista, who went through god knows how many teams before being a mainstay here. We had Encarnacion, who was claimed and then DFA'd by the A's, who developed guys like Olson, Chapman and turned Marcus Semien's career around (Marcus Semien from the White Sox, who sucked while he played with them, since they are also being praised here).
If I were Atkins, I'd be cleaning house right now. Pete Walker sucks, Guillermo Martinez seems to suck, Windmill Rivera sucks (at waving in runners, maybe he can be bench coach) and Montoyo sucks massive dongs. The only coach I actively like is Tim Leiper because he actually stands up for the players, and it always looks like he's ready to throw down with someone.
My remedy:
Hire Gibby
Hire Ray Searage
Make Dante the third base coach
Hire Barry Bonds as hitting coach (who Christian Yelich credits with turning into a superstar at the plate)
Maybe it won't make a difference, I don't know, but the coaches on this team all seem stupid and they aren't even funny in the post game stuff.
Like, to improve his hitting, Danny Jansen went to f***ing Ryan Borucki's dad. That should be all you need to know.