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Ehhhhhhhhh Angel Hernandez sucks but at least that one was a pretty tough call.

Looks out to me

We all know the answer...

Can we have a real 1B plz

"Dustin May's two seamer is insane." "Well you know, Dave Stieb was pretty good. He also had the best slider in the league." Where in the f*** did that tangent come from

He's had one or the other in his time with the Jays, would be nice if he could put them together.

Yay Randy Sweet bat crack

Ball and foot land at almost the exact same time "Clearly safe" Buck is a few drinks in, I guess.

Yes.

Yeah, I'd say I can't believe he isn't saying anything but I don't think that's true. Guy is an irredeemable f***ing idiot goblin

You're wrong, Dan, Buntoyo getting ejected is a best case scenario for this team

Bringing up Kirk wouldn't hurt his development. He's the next Pudge Rodriguez.

Wish I could get in on this. I have many first basemen.

If he doesn't play first base, I'm not interested And btw, I'm happy that my letting you beat me in our consolation matchup was such an important event in your e-life

That was about five years ago

Well I was going for a joke that since they are really bad they might end up with a bottom three record anyway...but now that I've explained it, it's dead in the water.

Why's he desperately trying to get rid of him, then?

When's the last time someone traded for a star catcher and didn't regret it one or two years later? Posey?

There, there. We are all here for you, and most probably going through the same thing.

Might happen for the Red Sox

Would you like to smack Albert Almora?

f*** yeah, Paredes time Also, I love this. I hate this system and no one seems incentivized to change it, so I hope teams like Detroit, San Diego, KC, NYM start applying social pressure on other teams to stop service time manipulation. People might call them dumb or badly run but I'd be very pleased if their goal is a cultural change.

Yeah umpires are evil

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/nfl-team-by-team-opt-out-tracker-tredavious-white-makes-decision-plus-every-player-to-opt-out-by-deadline/ All the players opting out, by team. The Steelers and Falcons were the only teams to not have any opt outs, while, shockingly, the Patriots lead with EIGHT. Browns are second, though, which I was convinced would be #1. Hightower and Chung are pretty big losses particularly. Bills are taking the AFC East especially since White decided not to opt out even though his GF's grandpa died of the covid. What a champ, I guess he knows a Superbowl contending roster when he sees one. Also, is still too goddamn hilarious. Edit: holy s***, didn't realize but if you look at Washington Football Team's twitter page, all they are doing is retweeting articles talking about them hiring the first black team president, lol. Not sure if they realize how obvious their pandering is in a vain attempt to alter public perception. No opinion on Jason Wright himself. I hope he is competent and I feel kinda bad that many will look at him as Dan Snyder's "get out of jail free" card, but I hope he proves to be a good hire.

I grew up in the GTA, dumbass