Oh I'm not? Even when I'm in the middle of nowhere, working with no phone data and driving a vehicle? Please enlighten me as to how you would consume a Blue Jays game in this situation.
Like, I'm literally in the middle of a forest right now and this dipshit prescribes that, instead of advocating for a better announcer, I should just shut up and channel my psychic abilities to know what's happening in the game. f***ing dumbass.